Jogathon Runman

Trump about to announce a 1000% tariff on the Vatican for stealing his papacy

What’s a pope?

Now the catholic cave-in has started I wonder if Elon is gonna send a sub to rescue the children from the pedos.

How the fuck isn’t it even Easter yet? This year is a hundred years long.

The worst thing about being away is there’s no cat to amuse you while you’re on the toilet.

Ever been so excited about having tomorrow off that you wake up too early for today’s shift?

I did Hobarts 'Run the bridge' today and I did ok. I am now drunk :)

Guess Ive added 2 more half marathons to my to-do list by July. Busy year...

Meshugga dropped a new HD vid. 2. weeks. ago. wtf?

Can you pat a duck? I want to pat this duck who says hello in the park most days

When does the Super Bowl start?

the spiderBait

Great time for America to be cooking up new illnesses.

Can you have dyslexic fingers? Coz the amount of times I open something and throw out the contents and have the wrapper left in my hand is insane.

I’m sorta kinda on holiday in that I’m not at work and in a different city, and as a grown arse man I’m passing time doing things like this

Ever sat outside on a saturday summer night while its nice and had a beer and talked to your cat, knowing this is the coolest it will be for the next 4 days and youre going to be a sweaty grumpy mess will wednesday?

watching RFKjr and wow I gotta say hes swayed me. Very coherent, consistent and articulated. looks cool as a cucumber.

The best thing about being someone who gets up at 230am for work is that when the cat does his 3am bullshit I’m like ‘nah mate I don’t care, go off king’

Not a bad day in Launceston.

Got a marathon this weekend and for the first time in my life it’s on a Saturday and NGL it’s thrown my entire week out of line by a day.

it was truly terrible. like what is this

Best thing about #LasVegasGP is the time slot we get for it in Australia.

Spotify reminded me I have the live "No sleep til bedtime" Strapping Young Lad album on *gasp* physical media. Cheers alsorithm