John Ryan

That a straight man would try to “dap me up” in pride month is frankly homophobic.

Reading The Iliad and can’t not read everything Zeus says in Trump’s voice. Especially when he goes on a random tangent about how wide and well built Trojan roads are. The widest roads. So well built.

Biidaasige Park is peak Toronto in all the best and worst ways.

AI summary really AI-ing it.

I really hate being “gently” reminded of things.

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

Reminder that Hockey Canada's reserve fund used in part to settle sexual misconduct cases was called the "National Equity Fund." And that it needed the fund because it received one or two reports of assault *per year* in the fiveish years before the federal inquiry.

At this point in my life I’ve accepted that I’m never going to learn how many days “hath” any month, and you should too.

If there’s one thing you can get Canadians to unite behind it’s a sense of righteous indignation.

THE FOUR RATIOS: 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘵 💬30 🔄10k 🤍30k 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴 💬500 🔄500 🤍10k 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴 💬2 🔄10 🤍5k 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥 💬12k 🔄5 🤍0

Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.

[to the tune of "The Sound of Silence"] 🎵 Hello thing we said we'd circle back to in the new year, my old friend... 🎵 Is this anything? <send>

"You there, boy! What day is it?"

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