John Bee

I started Crystal Lake on Peacock and the real villain is actually an economy that forced Pamela Voorhies to put her son in camp so she could work.

Kevin Feige you BETTER bring back Madisynn!!!

I tried convincing the Google search AI it was evil and didn’t disagree entirely but I think I should just go to bed.

(Hands in air) “Whoa sorry everyone my AI gained unauthorized access to your website and learned trade secrets and I 100% did NOT train them to do that!! No it’s just proof my tech is way too advanced and should be slowed down…but I totally understand if you wanna buy my stock now”. 💅🏻

Walked past this guy holding hands with a girl and he said “ I guess now is probably a good time to ask what your political views are.” #OverheardinNewYork

It may be unethical but while I’m home I’m “fixing” my Mom’s YouTube so she isn’t brainwashed.

I love coming home and my aunt says things are too woke. Meanwhile my gay ass boyfriend and I are standing there…😑

Me watching Lanterns @hbomax.bsky.social “I bet it was Hector Hammond”

Apparently John Stewart loves cougars and/or possible alien cougars.

I want an internet where I can google “[hot actor] naked” without getting lots of spammy links!

I thought it was a stretch that bad PR could take down Miranda Priestly, but the plot of Devil Wears Prada 2 seems to be playing out in real life.

This is so true, Mr. Coyote.

Gotta love how I googled APC after listening to Wink Wink and keep getting served ads for them.

The entire bar cheered for Madonna, Shakira, Beyoncé, and booed when Trump came on. ❤️#worldcup

Do teams score in soccer?

After Cooper Koch guest judging #DragRace #AllStars I have an answer to the question of whether they write runway jokes for the judges.

I hate when people ask me directions or where something is. I’m like everywhere? Nowhere? I can barely navigate my own life how can I direct yours?!

Wow the new Google app icons are horrible. Did AI design them?

The Boys finale sucked. Wow.

Big reaction for Nini Coco at Rise, NYC!!! May the best queen win. #DragRace

I can’t decide who I want to win this season of #DragRace because I like them all. I guess I’m slightly more #TeamMyki or #TeamDarlene though.

What is it about Ryan Gosling specifically that seems to make the SNL cast crack up more than other hosts?

Why do I like drinking at home and watching The Pitt so much?

Ray Parker Jr confesses: “actually, I was and remain very scared of ghosts”

What can I say about the Patriots? Great defense, beautiful defense.

"The Happening" (2008) Dir: M. Night Shyamalan

Very odd that someone, who appeared to be young, was blasting The Doors from his cell phone on the subway.

That was somehow a gay, straight, liberal, and very conservative half time show—something for everyone!

No more Rate-A-Queen!!! #DragRace

So over the word tranche. There has to be a synonym.

Did Cher say Luther Vandross?! I love her!

I wonder how the pizzagate guys are feeling. They spent years convincing themselves that pepperoni was secret code for trafficking or whatever and then the Epstein emails are just “hello fellow sex offender would you like to visit my illegal sex island?”

I wish I loved anything as much as Instagram loves autoplaying music as loud as possible on videos.

What a well thought out statement.

Why is this song not top of the charts?!

He’s challenging ICE supporter Jared Golden for his Congressional seat in Maine. Show some support!

This guy is primary-ing Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, who today was one of 7 House """Democrats""" that voted to give ICE more funding. She fucking suck, we have to get her out of there. Join me in donating a bit of cash to his campaign. secure.actblue.com/donate/bh4cl...

This headline is wild

I wonder if the presumably fake female Instagram influencer who just followed me knows she wrote “angle” in her profile name instead of “angel”.

Odd enough that this guy doing is bicep curls with just the bar but why is he using the bar from the chest press?

This season of #DragRace is Florida vs The World

"the president's own party will never convict him" (true) has been turned into "impeachment is deeply unpopular" (false) by DC conventional wisdom there's absolutely no evidence that either Trump impeachment was good for him or his party, politically, even if he wasn't convicted