John Fitzpatrick

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

They say never judge a book by its cover, but the. You run into something like this…

Truth.

It is, in fact, St. Crispin’s Day. So, in case you need any encouragement for election day… Go vote with this energy. youtube.com/watch?v=bvFH...

You know what? He’s right, too!

All three are probably right…

For me, it was action figures…

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

How am I supposed to feel about the burning of the Eagle’s Nest? Sad about the profound loss to history? Or righteous that such a symbol is gone? Both? Probably both.

Happy birthday, Your Worshipfulness…

What was the first car you ever dreamed of owning, and do you still want one today? As a kid I always wanted one, and yes, I would take my kids to soccer in this today!

Define “Confidence.”

American Gigolo for Tax Purposes

U.S. Space Force to stand up a special operations component… #knownofear

DOOCY: Has the US stopped sharing intel with Ukraine? ZACHARIA: I'll have to get back to you on that

You may be cool, but you ain’t Steve McQueen.

Hmmm… seems familiar…

Share a character that reminds you of yourself.

I don’t know how to feel for Joe Bank’s about this revelation. All my good suits have been from them. Now…?

A hole in the wall seafood restaurant in Warren, RI served up the fried whole belly clams. Thank God such places remain!

TRUTH!!!

This seems a bit overwrought…

“Vote Red.” I feel like this meme from the Right sends very mixed signals…

Drop some martial arts!

“No, no, no. I swear these guys are cool.”

AutoWarCom?

Wait: who are the three best minds? Is this a Super Intelligence thing?

Brainiac and Ultron approve this message!

Task Force Blue? Task Force Green! No one talks about Task Force Orange… Oh, wait. No one talks about Task Force Orange. 🤐

You may be cool, but you’ll never be as cool as this guy giving off GI Joe Shipwreck vibes w/o even trying…

There’s always a tweet…

Someone out here dropping truth bombs…

😵‍💫

I’m certain this increased lethality and testosterone…

Remember what this is about: There is no cause more important than a renewal of liberal constitutionalism. There is no task more urgent than defending and strengthening our constitutional government.

i thought this was very funny

“…to the place I belong! West Virginia… Mountain mama… “

Guy at work: I just want to listen to their music, not get preached at… Me: Are you sure you want to *listen* to the music?

#Iykyk

If we’re rolling back environmental regulations, I hope we get an update to this ad. youtube.com/watch?v=j7OH...

*sigh*

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it

Dudes rock

The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.

For those in the US and UK.

What’s wrong with the premise of the original Muppet Show? It worked because Vaudeville is timeless.