John Howard

Oz to Rollins: “Your lone button is holding on for dear life. Aim it a tad *this* way”

People on this rock are so weird

If the SNL cold open this week isn’t the post-shooting WH Press Conference wherein EVERYONE back in the WH Press Room - except Trump - is still completely HAMMERED from cocktail hour, I will be sorely disappointed

You know who is actually “weak on crime?” The US DOJ; specifically PEDOPHILIA… Trump Attacks Pope Leo as Too Liberal and ‘Weak on Crime’ www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/u...

“This is one of the most grotesque crimes of our time.”

If Olympic Curling 🥌 proves nothing else, it’s that American men can actually sweep

Yes.

The only problem with America is that the dumbest people on the planet have a voice ONLY because they happen to live in the greatest country on earth

"Listen, I realize that it might look bad that I was emailing a man who had already been convicted of soliciting children for the purposes of prostitution and asking when the wildest night of partying would take place at the island he used for pedophile parties ... Hang on, let me come in again."

No, I didn’t ever believe Epstein killed himself. And now, I REALLY don’t believe Epstein killed himself. Like a “I don’t believe it” X 10 kind of thing.

Now do the election

OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in. *Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know. This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.

The Fortune 500 businesses based in and around Minneapolis have remained deafeningly silent throughout all of this. It’s time. @target @3m @generalmills.com @cargill @medtronic @bostonsci.bsky.social @ecolab-inc.bsky.social @usbancorp.bsky.social

It’s time.

Another proud day for America.

@adamzyglis.bsky.social

We got the ICE list before the Epstein list! And just like the Epstein list, we’re still waiting for the full list to be released. The US blocked it, but here's the link. I also posted an archive of it. icelist.is

The question is no longer, “When are they going to stop doing this?” The question is, “When are WE going to stop them?”

🔥 @markruffalo.bsky.social : “I gotta be honest, I’m not feeling so great. Renee Good was murdered... stormtroopers running around terrorizing. As much as I love all this, I can’t pretend all this crazy stuff isn’t happening. We have a president who says laws don’t apply to him- this is crazy.”

Home Alone 3 looks awful

Indeed

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“God damn them all.”

It's no longer left versus right or even Democrat versus Republican. It’s now democracy versus oligarchy. Freedom versus dictatorship. Right versus wrong. Millions are awakening to this new reality — and they're speaking up. The sleeping giant of America is roaring.

Who agrees? ✋

This ⬇️ all day long. Never stop pushing back.

CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/

Pam Bondi, you can fuck off. I have a First Amendment right to film ICE. In fact, we’ve built an app for immigrants to lawfully fight back against ICE. We’re raising $ to get the “know your rights” app to those who most need it. Hey Pam, make a contribution. Here’s the GoFundMe link: PAXIS.app.

I guess my new friend Mr.Hedayat @yasharali.bsky.social has gone to bed. I would strongly encourage him to reach out and make amends with me. Especially considering we’re on the same side and work for many of the same groups … he’s not the only one who could give a two hour lecture…

Stroking bodega cat is the new kiss a baby. 😅

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

Apparently AWS stands for AW SHIT

If anyone else on the planet made the $$$ Mike Shula is making at South Carolina yet made the horrible decisions he continually makes, that person would have been fired long ago

The President of the United States has posted an AI video of himself unloading tons of raw sewage on American cities. One of the targets in the AI video is Harry Sisson.

My Gamecocks are abysmal

Any act is only “illegal” when there exists an impartial system of Justice to try, convict, and impose penalties that are then *enforced* in accordance with the law. We currently have no such even-handed system of actual enforcement in the United States

This Is Fascism

Everyone pay attention. This is how it’s going to have to happen here.

It really feels like they’re trolling our autocrat.

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

Okay this is a good headline

Bravo