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If LAFC hires Wilfred Nancy now he’ll have the international break to fix things

when I've been waiting all day for Sunday night

Looking forward to the LinkedIn post we’re going to get from the DC CSO about the professional lesson he’s enjoyed from United missing the playoffs again

Jonathan Shore equalizes with the final action of the match 🤯

How

Oh man Julian Hall just had a highlight miss. Red Bull in control but Messi is on the bench and they need those

Fall is here. So we can finally talk about this serious topic... Jonagold vs. Honeycrisp apples.

Our analysts’ USMNT Depth Charts presented by Michelob Ultra! On Wednesday’s U.S. Soccerwise Episode, @empiregass.bsky.social and @briandunseth.bsky.social revealed their current USMNT squads ahead of the Concacaf Nations League Quarterfinals against Haiti in November. What would you change?

How do Man City’s 115 charges stack up against football’s biggest scandals? 👀From the FIFA corruption scandal under Sepp Blatter to Juventus being relegated to Serie B after Calciopoli ⚖️ Is this the biggest football scandal we’ve ever seen?🤯 🎙️ @susannahfuller.bsky.social

BRYAN VERA IS SENT OFF FOR SIMULATION 🔴🤯 Montréal are down to ten with a trophy on the line 👀

This is the most excited I’ve been for a USOC final in a while. Something about these two clubs is perfect for the tournament final.

A new U.S. Soccerwise is out now 🇺🇸 @empiregass.bsky.social is joined by @briandunseth.bsky.social to break down the USMNT’s depth chart! Then, Kacey White joins Gass in building a current USWNT World Cup roster!

The Knicks free shirts tonight are... interesting (via @ky-carlin.bsky.social)

Enjoying the Reynaissance

Got a spinal trap drummer situation going on with Cinci’s backline

We’d be freaking out about Miller’s season if it were any other year. A 22u22 #1, what, half of any given previous year?

Puskas contender here.

Could be a second yellow and a goal. Instead no goal no yellow????

…. FUCK. @empiregass.bsky.social @soccerwisehq.bsky.social

@erickrakauer.bsky.social breaks down what hosting Copa América on home soil AGAIN in 2028 would mean for the U.S. and the logistical challenges of having Olympic soccer in the mix that same summer! 👀⚽️

MATEUSZ BOGUSZ, THAT IS UNREAL

8 STRAIGHT WINS. 14 STRAIGHT UNBEATEN. #DOOP | @pennmedicine.bsky.social

For all of the good Ryan Richter has done, most impressive may be turning an ineffectual Bruno Damiani into an all-star caliber striker.

Are Allan Saint-Maximin and Charlotte FC a dark horse contender in the Eastern Conference? From 2-0 down against FC Dallas on Saturday to picking up a 3-2 win, Charlotte has just one loss in the last 10 games. 👀

Your Monday MLS Soccerwise is out now! @empiregass.bsky.social, @tombogert.bsky.social, and @mattdoyle.bsky.social break down historic runs from St. Louis and Philadelphia as well as much more from the weekend!

Things that probably only I care about: The Union are 53 minutes shy of the single-season franchise high for Homegrown minutes in a season in all comps. They're at 9,979. Record is 10,032 in 2024. Franchise high in MLS play is 7,973 from 2024. Union are about 400 shy of that

Using @futi.live graphics to try to illustrate how Wilfried Nancy rewrote the MLS meta. Changed it from a deep-lying, long-ball league into the build-from-the-back, possession-dominant league we've got now. Most influential coach in league history.

Our weekly Soocerwise Minutes Newsletter is live now, featuring: 📈 @catabush.com’s USMNT stocks 📺 Weekend Watchlist 🥳 The best thing we saw this week ➕ More! the-kickback.ghost.io/soccerwise-m...

I know it comes from the other app but I feel like this discussion needs to happen. Original 150 Pokemon football teams

MLS Drive to the Playoffs presented by Continental Tire! The Columbus Crew currently sit at 12th in the Eastern Conference but are just four points back from a play-in spot. With the big summer signings of Brais Méndez and Santi Rodríguez, can Columbus make a playoff push?

Utah plays two quarterbacks at once. One throws right-handed. The other is left-handed. Both can run. And defenses don't have an answer. "I think we're just kind of scratching the surface," says OC Kevin McGiven. Inside #CFB's most creative offense: www.cbssports.com/college-foot...

They should go through with this and then the next President should build a bunch of wind turbines on it instead.

What are the odds that’s Poch’s last US match? 15%? Probably equal to whatever the odds are that de Zerbi survives to the next window?

This bar room brawl of a match needs some northeast Philly. Hope we see Cavan early in the second.

It finishes 3-0 to the 🇺🇸 in Arizona! Hard to choose on a night like this, but as always, hit us with the best thing you saw ⤵️

CAVAN SULLIVAN CHIPS THE GOALKEEPER TO SCORE HIS FIRST USMNT GOAL 🤯🤯🤯 Cavan becomess the new youngest ever goal scorer for the national team 🇺🇸📈

The Cavan vs Mora argument is going to be one of the more fun phases of the US v Mexico rivalry

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

It’s USMNT Matchday! Let’s hear your early predictions for 🇺🇸 vs. 🇲🇽 ⤵️

Need to crowd source some help: where should I watch the US - Mexico match around the Marina in San Francisco tomorrow?

MLS Drive to the Playoffs presented by Continental Tire! @mattdoyle.bsky.social tabs Yoann Damet as his MLS Coach of the Year in Runaway Fashion over Nashville’s BJ Callaghan! 👀 St. Louis is now 17 games unbeaten in MLS play, with seven games remaining on their schedule.

Detroit’s Kobe Hernández-Foster seals a win with one of the furthest strikes you’ll ever see 🤯🚀 📹: USL

Vanni Sartini and Walker Zimmerman on the USMNT, it’s good shit!!!

@soccerwisehq.bsky.social @sickosfc.bsky.social Mike Tomlin built an MLS stadium in his Minecraft Hotel

🚨🇺🇸 USMNT Player Grades from the 4-2 win over Chile! Another youthful American lineup puts up a very solid performance in the second game of the international window! What do you think of our grades?

Initial Reactions to the USA’s 4-2 win over Chile! 🇺🇸 For the second straight game, the United States put up four goals on the way to a win! Sebastian Berhalter and Julian Hall continue balling, while Mathis Albert becomes the youngest player to ever score for the USMNT! @empiregass.bsky.social

The competition for every position in between Adams and Balogun is going to be wild this cycle.

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