Jon-El (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈

LIVE! WORK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"God told me to kill all people who stand in my way" is a cry for phycological help. Instead she went viral. This world is not OK.

Will they fuck? They will be a rivalry between them and GH's skull is on fire, it does not get more heated than that.

At this point DC has to declare Nightwing pansexual or something. I’m a lady of a certain age, I cannot be thirsting over straight men anymore.

Have a Very Merry #MutantMonday #XMEN

Yaaaaaaaaaas Niu Lai, slay queen

To paraphrase: you use the word impossible. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

My husband gave him the treat but he needs to show it to me as well before eating.

Now I will be sexually attracted to the Beast. Interesting.

Emma is such good fun at all times.

Amazon has it for 62€ and I’m seriously considering pressing buy even though I said I will not be buying any more omnibuses this year😇😬😅

It is important no Iowan faces discrimination. Now let me use my remaining time to discriminate against trans people.

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

I am having so much fun with these X-men. On one hand I cannot wait to read these issues, on the other Claremont’s run is almost ending. There will be more highs and lows for this merry band of mutants but Claremont is top.

Facts

Back in my childhood bedroom and these books were so important back then. This Ultron cover may be my favorite cover ever, Perez really cooked on this one. Plus the story is just so good, when Thor bursts through that wall I get chills 👏 every 👏 freaking 👏 time 👏.

I love 90s X-men. There were a lot of problems sure but they were soooooo much fun.

Batman would never

Does the Vision have a penis? Everyone's talking about his humanity or whatever but can he actually have sex with another person?

I'm really hyped about this but Anya Taylor Joy as Alia curbs my enthusiasm. I love her (she needs to come back as Illyana) but Paul and Alia are supposed to have a 15 year old difference so Im not sure how they will pull that off.

Paris . . .

I cannot remember who said this but Glee tackled all the issues it could think of and handled wrong every single one of them. Hard pass.

President Penn at the end of season 4 of the Diplomat

I think at this point we have to declare the US a fourth world country, I don’t think third covers it.

Spider-Man by Gabriele Dell’Otto

Femboys against Fascism

This was bad. I did not expect the script to be mind blowing (it did not make much sense honestly) but the fights were so boring. They basically skipped the tournament fights which I do not get. Such a shame.

I love this New Warriors run. Nicieza did stellar work here but I am now realizing what an amazing artist Mark Bagley is. I loved Ultimate Spidey but I credited Bendis mostly for that. I need to revisit USM to see if I was wrong so I can finally lose whatever little respect I still have for Bendis.

I signed a contract for a job so I got the new Marvel app to celebrate (plus some nice burger and sex 😜). Really looking forward to start working again after my short unemployment stint. I will miss reading comic books in the mornings though.

Musk's "flying Car" is very similar to the Coyote falling

Erik Larsen was such a good fit for Spidey.

Good night Bluesky

Here we go again with (at least) one of these two.

I think I’m in love with Fiona Staples’ art. Every time I revisit Saga I find new things to love and this cover for issue 38 is a good example. Hazel looks like a fairy tale princess here, I really can’t even with this cover. It almost makes me forget that in 54 they will break my heart again😭😭😭

Between this and the AI Doctor Who bullshit fuck BBC

Just leaving this here.