🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️

Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?

The moon out here dressed like she's not going home alone tonight

this skeet will not reach any commercial success, but will be available for streaming immediately

How many licks does it take to get to the center of your attention?

I'm an artistic representation of beautiful intentions and horrible decisions

Asking someone was that a draft when they say something

We all want someone who can find us on the other side of everything else

Let's listen to music and pretend nothing else exists

I wasn’t ignoring you. I was zoning out and you interrupted me.

@jollyrobber.bsky.social spotted greatness from @pinotevil.bsky.social. Trophy delivered! 🚀

Add “Between My Legs” to a movie title. “Something Wicked This Way Comes Between My Legs”

Add “Between My Legs” to a movie title. “Miracle Between My Legs”

Add “Between My Legs” to a movie title. “Anaconda Between My Legs”* *it’s a pure fantasy movie

one step forward, several carbon footprints back

cybersecurity around here is a guy named rusty

*letting out a sigh so long that it travels to the fridge, gets a snack, & reclines on the couch

*appearing on your couch & handing you a cookie* Hey, did you know that crows can recognize individual human faces & that regal horned lizards squirt blood our of their eyes when scared? But you can't blurt it out to just anyone. People get very "What?" about it

*vague gesture* Yeah my last post had a typo but I'm too lazy to fix it & you know what I meant. You're good at solving puzzles & grammatical crimes & such.

Weird Day. Things I've Said Via Texts Today A pigeon phobia? Like, afraid of all of them? Or just that one? I, too, am often mistaken for a Bratz doll. At least you're within walking distance of biscuits I could learn to eat excellent food & laugh & not do work type stuff