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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole

Im counting on the Democratic party finding a fucking back bone. Now.

So in Orange Turds exec order for DOGE Leon has access to all non classified systems. Looks like there is also a bid for TikTok that has US government ownership of 50%. Im seeing where Leon is expanding his empire and reach with tax payer subsidies - again. Let alone personal info security.

Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated theonion.com/conserv...

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

Nothing pisses of MAGA like asking for mercy and forgiveness. Oh, and actual stuff that Jesus said. Angry.

Yet again Onion hitting hard

Even though Im closer in age to the old people leading this country I am SO READY for the younger generations to run things. Do it. Run things. Be loud and dont wait your turn. Maybe AOC needs to take the gloves off at the DNC.

#psawld - been on Bluesky a bit and loved the FB group Post Smoking Atheists Who Love Dogs so yall make some noise!!

How Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Meta More MAGA-Friendly theonion.com/how-mar...

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Can anyone explain to me why the cartoon “Gumball” isnt more entrenched in our zeitgeist than it is? Its really well done.

Today is January 6th and no one is watching the Capitol be plundered, feces being smeared on the walls, and police officers being stabbed with American flags. Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.

This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago. In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists. Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.

On the FIRST day of the new GOP-controlled Congress, a 78-year-old chose their Speaker, an 81-year-old GOP rep fell down the stairs and a 91-year-old GOP sen. is now 3rd in line for the presidency. This after an election where 'age' was a 'top concern' for voters🙄.

Frank Zappa would love Clown Core. youtu.be/hT7x1NvGf5k?... #zappa #clowncore

More dogs. Less Leon, Vigeek, and MAGA bull crap drama. #greyhound #dogs

MAGA: "Who are you calling dumb and unskilled?" Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy: "You." MAGA: "Us?" EM and VR: "You." MAGA: "Who?" EM and VR: "You. You are dumb and unskilled. You are. You." MAGA: "Us?"

Well. Now we are reminded why he is turning up the batshit crazy rhetoric against Panama.

The most that can be said about the present moment is that there is disagreement within the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party about which faces to eat in what order.

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

What would be more American than folks shooting at airplanes thinking they are alien drones? Keep going back to y’all just go ahead with it. Trump says things need to be shot down, y’all just go ahead. Quit with the conspiracies but just find out. Kinda like vaccines. #drones #conspiracy

Hasn’t been cold long but already thinking about next summer’s adventures…. #colorado #dirtbike

If you are trans or you love a trans person, pick up the phone, write an email. We need you, here and now.

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-co...

As someone on SSDI I can't tell you how it hurts to listen to people speak about Social Security and Medicare but fail to mention the populations who subsist on these programs: Seniors: 77.8% Survivors: 11.2% People w/Disabilities: 11% It's very crucial in our messaging to ensure EVERYONE is seen.

Lead detective: “I need a list of suspects. Get me the list of anyone who might be angry at United Health” Second Detective: “So maybe a list of every one denied insurance coverage?” Lead: *shrugs* “Yeah” Second: “with almost 30 million subscribers-thats everyone. We have 30 million suspects”

@izzy.org - this. Jasmine has it. And rather disappointed Schumer is leading the senate again for more of the same.

Reporting from the Supreme Court on transgender rights in the Skrimetti case and I feel the weight of the moment. I will report from the court throughout the day when I am allowed my phone. Thank you all for putting me in a place where I can do this work for you.

Crockett: I can't say why my colleagues are acting the way that they are. I can say that the American people are tired of us bringing a butter knife to a real fight