Jon Drake

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

“America has no culture” ummm what do you call crashing the global economy every 20 years?

Please check your kids candy before letting them eat it. Last year I found Father John Misty in one of the chocolate bars

🎃EPISODE 184 - PUMPKINHEAD🎃 We’re talking Stan Winston’s directorial debut, the cult classic PUMPKINHEAD

None of the negative reviews for WICKER are making me wanna watch it any less

Seeing a lot of discourse about adults who don’t know how to cook, but I just made a delicious meal using only three ingredients - 1 beer - 2 more beers

🦴EPISODE 182: 28 YEARS LATER - THE BONE TEMPLE 🦴 Blastober is live and in effect as we dig into one of our favorite movies of 2026 (Jon Edition) with THE BONE TEMPLE

October horror movie watch thread

☀️ EPISODE 181 - ETERNALS ☀️ We’re talking another superhero bomb this episode as we look back at 2021’s ETERNALS

Hanging with a group of pugs at the dog park and commiserating about our sleep apnea

I’m in ya girls kitchen slicing duck breast against the grain

Inside of me are two wolves. I am a zoo in a medium sized city

Hey welcome to my YouTube series where I take this sailboat around the world! (2 hours later) Omg I saw like. The biggest fish I’ve ever seen. Nvm I’m not doing that there’s monsters out there

We need some consistency across airports as it pertains to TSA rules. Why did one agent make me do the Hokey Pokey

“Like the phoenix, you will rise from the ashes” wait I’m in the ashes? Is that what people are saying about me?

Does anybody wanna meet up at the Columbus airport and drink the forbidden liquid

(Avril Lavigne voice) why’d you have to go and make wings so complicated

🪙 EPISODE 180 - DOMINO 🪙 We’re back with our third Tony Scott episode, it’s 2005’s bounty Hunter (kinda) biopic DOMINO

Ragebaiting is over. It’s passé. We’re into joybaiting now. Saying and doing things just to delight you and make your day

My Roomba’s battery is low so I’m hand feeding it garbage until it gets its strength back

But I am cleaning up so well

All time British guy name here

Saw a chef on a cooking competition say he was gonna “rehydrate some raisins.” Buddy that’s just grapes. I know grapes when I see them

Me: What about that time I saw 11 sets of footprints in the sand Jesus: Look it’s a public beach

Living through the great insider trading era or 2025-2028 with morals

Love when Renaissance Faires pay attention to the details, one time I got stung by a bee that was wearing a suit of armor

Say what you want about Lindsey Graham,

These fireworks are not celebratory. I’m shooting them at God

A Dinosaur Jr cover band called Dinosaur the Third

Tony Scott might be the most idiosyncratic director of all time and I mean that as a compliment

It’s important to know your faults. For example if I’m not careful my Kermit the Frog impression will often veer into Marvin the Martian territory

💣 EPISODE 179 - RICHARD JEWELL 💣 We’re talking about bombs (box office and otherwise) this week as we discuss 2019’s RICHARD JEWELL

“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better

Drumeo be like “Miley Cyrus’ drummer hears the happy birthday song for the first time”

Famously frivolous items like electricity and sustenance

You couldn’t make The Office today. I wouldn’t let you. We have enough The Office already

I was the only one out in the streets last night with a Charles Oakley Knicks jersey on

It’s my Roomba’s birthday so I really went all out covering the house in glitter. Once the celebration is over tho, he’s gonna have a lot of work to do

I think it's cool to have a trillionaire because if we ever really need money it's all in one place, and the only thing in the way of it is one douchebag everyone hates

Sleeping with a knife under my pillow in case somebody breaks into my house and wants some delicious fresh sashimi in the middle of the night

The most hilariously pathetic thing about James Dolan is he used to force his employees to go see his dogshit band in concert

It’s my daughter’s birthday today. She got a OG Anunoby jersey and a pair of wheat Timbs. She’s 7 and has no idea she’s a Knicks fan yet

The heat has gotten so bad on the East Coast that it's now routine to see large men wiping their brows with slightly smaller, drier men.

I like to think that somewhere deep in the backrooms is a Chili’s Bar and Grill

Would you like 4 wings for $7 or 5 wings for $11

🥋EPISODE 178 - STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI 🥋 Ahead of the upcoming reboot, we’re revisiting 2009’s STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI

🦑 EPISODE 177 - STRANGE DAYS 🦑 This week we’re talking about the difficult to watch but impossible to forget 90s cyberpunk cult classic STRANGE DAYS