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If I see you insulting or being an asshole to someone to whom you are a rando jumping in their mentions, I'm blocking you just on principle. We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.

K-State couldn't run and couldn't stop the run in a 28-17 loss to Arizona State. Jon's recap, thoughts, players of the game:

HALFTIME: Arizona State 14, K-State 10. Jacob Knuth has been not bad! The run game has been stifled, though, and K-State's vaunted pass defense was somewhat abused. ASU's Mikey Keene was injured in the final minute of the half; if he can't return, big break for the Cats.

7-yard TD pass to Jaron Tibbs from... Jacob Knuth! Avery Johnson is out today (shoulder/neck). K-State 7, Arizona State 0 12:54 Q1

why have none of you shown up here with a bottle of condolence scotch football sucks

Avery Johnson started throwing the ball TO his receivers, but they weren't doing a great job of catching the ball. The defense had no answer for the run game, and a disastrous third quarter was the dagger. Jon's recap, thoughts, players of the game:

I dunno what Cincy was thinking there K-State's got 52 seconds and a timeout now instead of like less than 30 and no timeout

Wait we're getting Big Sky action straight up on ESPN2?

this team sucks

Cincinnati scores twice in 2.5 minutes because the defense just blows and I don't want to talk about it right now Cincinnati 24, K-State 17, 7:26 Q3

22-yard FG from Luis Rodriguez opens the scoring after a 16-play drive eating up 7:59. K-State 3, Cincinnati 0, 4:32 Q1

Career highs in both catches and yards for Jaron Tibbs, who finally returned to being WR1. Linkon Cure finally got substantive action. And Avery Johnson set a career high in rushing yards. Jon's recap, thoughts, and players of the game:

FINAL: K-State 31, Tulane 20. Career day for Jaron Tibbs, career high in rushing for Avery Johnson. Recap on the way shortly.

It makes me very nervous that the only player on the team I am worried about RIGHT NOW... is the quarterback.

The defense so far is responsible for one field goal allowed all season. Oh, and the offense is cooking too. The Cats rout Washington State 34-7, and here's your recap, thoughts, and players of the game:

Jay Harris picks up 33 yards on 6 carries on K-State's final possession, killing off the clock and K-State defeats Washington State 34-7. Recap shortly.

After Joe Jackson runs of 35, 8, and 15, Avery Johnson finds Brandon White on a 9-yard score. 37-7 Cats, 13:52 Q4

31-yard Luis Rodriguez field goal after Avery Johnson nearly threw his third pick of the game in the red zone. 27-7 Cats, 10:21 Q3

75-yard touchdown run for Rodney Fields, giving him his second 100-yard game in a row. K-State 24, Wazzu 7, 13:54 Q3

Throwing pick sixes with a 17-point lead with seven seconds left in the half is some serious fucking 2025 shit istg

With seven seconds left in the half, Avery Johnson throws his second interception of the game to Jaylen Thomas -- this one a 47-yard pick six. HALFTIME: K-State 17, Wazzu 7.

Brandon White, who returned a punt for a TD last week, returned one 62 yards for NOT a TD just now... and then Avery Johnson dumped a pass to Joe Jackson, who scored from 21 yards out. 17-0 Cats, 1:51 Q2

6-yard TD pass from Avery Johnson to Brandon White, and K-State leads 10-0 with 4:17 to go in the first half. Yes, I said half. This game is on speed.

@jonfmorse.com is never wrong, he is only early. www.bringonthecats.com/2015/5/7/856...

The best part is that the captioning thought that "bullshit" was "Pete Hegseth"

I'm sorry, folks. I caused this. Please take me out back and carry out the sentence.

Correction: Biut because it's Michigan they'll rise to 13th in next week's coaches' poll

But because it's Michigan, they'll fall to 24th in next week's coaches' poll

WMU left too much time on th-- [pulled aside] I, ah, I have been informed what Michigan's offense is apparently capable of, never mind

The Cats didn't give Jon much to THINK about tonight, but at least he got to enjoy himself as they rolled to a 71-3 win over Nicholls. Recap, minimal thoughts, players of the game:

K-State has six rushing touchdowns... by six different players.

Jacob Knuth, K-State's third quarterback of the night, bulls in on a 2-yard touchdown run. 71-3, 8:02 Q4.

43-yard run by Monterrio Elston and K-State's reserves are even destroying Nicholls. 64-3 Cats, 13:19 Q4

Jay Harris redeems himself for the only mistake K-State has made all night, sliding in on an 11-yard touchdown run to stretch the Wildcat lead to 57-3, 2:08 Q3.

11-yard TD run for Joe Jackson after Darien Whitaker forced and recovered a fumble. 50-3 K-State, 5:52 Q3

11-yard TD from Avery Johnson to Josh Manning. 43-3 Cats, 8:28 Q3

I am given to understand that the Michigan Men are contemplating riotous behaviors?

HALFTIME: K-State 36, Nicholls 3. 297 yards of offense for the Cats, 99 for the Colonels.

43-yard strike from Avery Johnson to a wide-open Joe Jackson, who splits the defense and scores. 36-3 K-State, 1:58 Q2

This is a mid FCS team, so you can't really take much away from the performance, but except for a lost fumble (which was sandwiched between the defense forcing 3-and-outs on either side), the Cats' execution has been pristine.

That's the 64th kick/punt return for K-State since 2005. Second in FBS? Alabama. With 40.

#SpecialTeamsU strikes again. Brandon White 65-yard punt return, and K-State leads 22-0 with 29 seconds to go in the first quarter.

10-yard TD run by Avery Johnson, and then he hits Linkon Cure for the 2-point conversion. 15-0 Cats, 6:59 Q1

7-yard pass from Avery Johnson to Jaron Tibbs completes a very quick drive to open proceedings. It's AJ2's 49th career touchdown pass, breaking the tie with Will Howard he ended last season with. 7-0 Cats, 12:36 Q1

We may need to talk to Oklahoma State fans about the years when K-State was the third-best I-A program in Kansas

I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.

Looking at other people's answers, I think about 95% of us are from Albuquerque