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That guy with the flamingo in Vegas. His wife does not look impressed… #TheIndependent #PhotoCaptions

Is the phrase ‘hard yards’ in the Tory style guide? I’ve never heard anyone say it in real life but Tories seem to trot it out every time I’m unfortunate enough to come across one. #bbcqt

Bloke from party full of racists and twats, with racist and twatty policies, says racists and twats found in party should not be there. #bbcqt

‘We only got the vaccine because of Brexit’. Er, no, Mims. Brexit had got nothing to do with it. No correction from Fiona Bruce, natch. #bbcqt

Hey #BBCnews, cerebral palsy is not a ‘disease’, it’s a lifelong neurological condition. RIP RJ Mitte

That American version of Rubber Soul. What was Capitol thinking? Not only does it not kick off with Drive My Car; it’s not even on there. It’s like a Bond movie without the gun barrel sequence. Still fab, obvs. But… #TheBeatles

Breaking: foreign actor suspected as being behind Fairford plot is identified.

So it turns out that Donald Trump has been keeping tabs on the Fairford dogging scene… #R4pm

‘One of the leaders of these protests is a man called Danny Tommy.’ No, he isn’t Laura. He’s called Daniel Thomas. There’s no need for you to use his nickname; makes you look like you’re on his side… #BBCLauraK

Bloke leaves balaclava at home… #bbcqt

King Charles doesn’t want A.I. to ‘fall into the wrong hands’. It already is: it’s in the hands of the ‘tech bros’. #c4news

Wow, just woke up to this! #Rainbow

Why does the media take this seriously? Trump is a moron who knows nothing. He’s only just discovered that dumb has a b on the end. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

Why are folks taking this $5000 bribe as a serious policy? First off, it would be illegal. He is literally buying votes. And secondly, Trump has plainly just made it up on the spot. There is zero thought behind this. No costing or analysis. Nothing. It’s the mind fart of a deranged tosser. #r4today

Farage on #lbcnews referring to the two Reform officials/aides as ‘a couple of contractors’ - we see what you’re doing, Farage.

Farage senior aide filmed suggesting way to avoid donations law, says the #BBCnews. Oh come on, #BBC, he wasn’t suggesting ways to ‘avoid’ the law: he was explaining ways to BREAK the law. Who writes this stuff, Chris Mason? Checks byline - oh, it’s Chris Mason.

Disgraceful behaviour by the #BritishMuseum www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...

Who cares? Why is this even news? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Is that each? www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Make a band bigger Culture, Media and Sport Club

Oil bloke on #r4today inadvertently admits that drilling in the North Sea has got nothing to do with improving prices or domestic oil supply: it’s all about tax revenue for the government and profits for the oil companies.

This media needs flushing through. It really does.

Now, that’s what I call a data centre! #birmingham #birminghamlibrary

Now that’s what I call a Sara centre! #birmingham #birminghamlibrary

Well I hope the @dailymail.co.uk is proud of itself. Appalling news. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Tried that calendar trick but it was rubbish. Saw nothing. #eclipse

Why’s this professor guy even in the news? And why on earth is he the top story, eh #c4news? It’s no good asking your guests why he’s in the news: you’re putting him there!

Letting those bastards out early is in real danger of turning into Burnham’s winter fuel allowance. He’s got to do the right thing, fast. #Newsnight

Top story on #bbcpm - Reform UK. Oh please fuck off #bbcnews

I don’t need to ask an I chatbot to know that this is complete bollocks. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

How about releasing everyone in prison who’s there for holding up a banner supporting Palestine? And everyone who’s been banged up for protesting against fossil fuels. And, while we’re talking about people who shouldn’t be in prison, Lucy Letby. #newsnight

Burnham: “I’d like you to remain as Culture Secretary.” Nandy: “I’m Culture Secretary?”

If only the government had asked ChatGPT, they’d know this already… www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Lisa Nandy remains as Culture Secretary. FFS - maybe someone will tell her what the role involves this time. #BurnhamCabinet

#ShareMondays2026 Sunset over Trebarwith Strand in that there north Cornwall…

Yellow? Bloody red card, that. #ArgSpa

Wayne Rooney speaks for the nation: ‘I thought it was crap’. Good man! #ArgSpa #bbcWorldCup #worldcup

Just when you thought you couldn’t have any less respect for America #ARGSPA #worldcup

What is this shit? #Madonna #worldcup

Jesus, these Argentinians are total wankers. #EngVArg #WorldCup

Eh? #wordle

Trump’s announced a press conference for round now: he’s disallowing Spain’s goals. #Trump #FranceSpain

This isn’t news: it’s basic police work. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Gorgeous sunset at Trebarwith Strand last weekend… #landscapephotography #cornwall #nikon #sea

Brilliant news. I’ll go tell my kid with cerebral palsy that he’s just been messing all this time. Oh, hold on. I can’t tell him because he’s deaf, non-verbal and has severe learning difficulties. I’ll tell his twin brother instead. Oh bugger, he’s deaf too. What a pair of naughty boys, eh, Celia?

When something moves very fast, people say it’s spreading like wildfire. When describing actual wildfire spreading, #bbcnews #r4news quotes a Spanish guy saying that the wildfire is spreading like er, gunfire.

Bloody hell. Just read the news about Ann Widdicombe: she lived in a place called Haytor.

Why is Farage even allowed to resign as an MP and then immediately stand again? What an appalling waste of public money. #Farage #bbcnews

Interesting #BBCnews framing of the Farage story in its headline. Here, the BBC takes Farage’s denial as the story; the Guardian opts for just laying out the story. No surprise who’s side the BBC is on..