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i think a lot of people who were not alive or old enough to be really cognizant when smoking got banned indoors have a memory of just how fucking bad everyone and everyone smelled all the time

The only opportunity in Troy, MI is to drive on I-75 past exit 69 for Big Beaver Road.

DF is throwing their goodwill directly into the furnaces powering AI data centers. This glowing appraisal of DLSS 5 reeks and is beyond disappointing from a group known for critiquing even the most mild of image quality issues.

It's true. US pilots are only okay with domestic murdering of school children. It's the one tradition they don't think we should export. No one knows if that belief is a requirement to become a US pilot or becoming a US pilot makes you believe that.

Was his campaign slogan "He's not A dingus, he's R dingus!"?

I left my favorite GI Joe action figure in a room with other toys to find out what they're thinking and report back to me. I bet they're contemplating consciousness or discussing the meaning of identity!

I agree that the "own nothing, rent everything" group will take advantage of the situation, but I feel like the shortages are more so a side effect of short sighted rushes to get in on the bubble than any kind of intentional strategy. They're just too dumb and greedy to see how this backfires.

Relatedly, I hate seeing posts with asterisks in sensitive words, like suicide. It doesn't obscure the word enough for people trying to avoid the subject and circumvents muted word lists so those people now are seeing something they've tried to avoid.

How does the fox plead? Not guilty-ty-ty-ty

Oh no, @jordantyranny.bsky.social, I have some terrible news. 😢

An important lesson in all of this is that if you only know someone for movies they've been in and the glamour shots that show up in a search, you should at least read their wiki page before eulogizing them. Especially if their filmography ends 50 years ago.

Cheez-It Citrus Bowl? Ew. That sounds disgusting. College football fans have freaky pallets.

Everyone else has covered the tone and premise of this blurb, but can we also bully Thë Nêw Yōrkér for continuing to use a diaeresis on words like 'reenter'? It looks obnoxious. Just drop it or use a hyphen like everyone else in American English.

I will never be able to find a toy more engaging, more enthralling to my cat Banana Nut than casting a shadow of my hand on the floor and wiggling my fingers. His sole purpose on earth is to hunt shadows and he is dedicated to this mission.

It's so nice that when they heard we are going to eat the rich, they decided to become wagyu.

This is written like the victim was the equivalent of a banana peel that threw itself in Gaetz's path for him to have an unfortunate slip. The level of engineering and creativity that goes into constructing the English language like this is as impressive as it is disgusting.

One must imagine Cuomo happy.

I'd love to hear @illconceivedpodcast.com discuss the framing of population decline by grouping countries by GDP. As if the GDP of those top 15 countries isn't buoyed significantly by the exploitation of the bottom countries.

I want to see Trump's clock drawing. It's probably the second most disturbing drawing he has made since the Epstein birthday card.

The ones that aren't out there shooting dogs or kidnapping random brown people are just too cowardly to do it themselves, so they have to settle for simply enabling those acts. In years prior some could have been described as the banality of evil but now every member is just as complicit.

Dude. It's so October.

I always hope people like Charlie Kirk would die but not in a targeted way. Car accidents, perforated colon from an enema gone wrong, de-orbited Starlink to the dome, slipping on a banana peel they themselves tossed on the ground. The kind of thing normal people laugh at and the right ignores.

By Kavanaugh's reasoning, cops should have the right to enter any home where a man is with children he knows or is familiar with because most CSA is done in home by men that the children know. And it would only be a "brief encounter" with no harm or inconvenience!

Both Dog Mode and FSD are so dangerous because they are designed and marketed more to be convenient and trustworthy than reliable. When a failure results in death or injury, we can only blame Tesla as the users were simply taking them at their word.

Wearing glasses for the first time in months and anytime someone points it out I look at them with concern and say "Buddy. I wear glasses *every* day."

Willy and Banana Nut subtly telling me it is bed time.

This is just a setup to another mea culpa video in a few weeks, right? There's no other explanation for making a 20 minute video about how AI is making people dumber sponsored by an AI news aggregator. It's too on the nose for anything else.

ACAB includes Ando the retired explosives detection dog.

Number one reason I will never be able to go back to working in an office.

Got a new floor fan so I could hopefully use my AC less. Thought it was kind of loud but moved a lot of air so I was okay with it. I just realized it was on low the entire time and setting it to high makes me feel like the metal cage isn't enough to contain the demonic spirit within.

A single paragraph in this p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶article alludes to how past prejudice is baked into the model without any explanation as to how Mastercard is trying to fix this. Just "It might be racist/sexist because of the biased decisions in the training data." then onto the next subject.

Kinda crazy that popes are elected by 2/3 majority. Is God telling the other 1/3 to vote for a different guy to make them feel dumb?

holy shit I was right

Going through @worstpossible.world's back catalog and @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world's Duke Nukem is the second best impersonation I've heard, right behind @lgr-yt.bsky.social.

It's irresponsible for WTYP to have a live show in Philadelphia. How am I supposed to go back to the suburbs of Cincinnati after experiencing functional public transportation, train lines, and lively atmosphere? I'll feel like the kids returning from Narnia. I blame @donoteat.bsky.social.

How about publishers stop announcing release dates years in advance? There is no benefit to the public and they almost always get pushed back. Just announce a game is being made and give a date when it's reasonably certain to be met.

Planes, Trains, and Tunnelmobiles: My trip to Philly so far.

It's crazy that a guy who lived such a dangerous life is 132 years old. Bro had so many near-death experiences, he built up an immunity.

Did I learn how to dump the textures from a PSX for an argument on the internet? Yes. Was it worth it? Yes. It's an internet argument.

Trans week of HELSTORM ROCKET BATTERY

Look at this guy. Look! Why does he hold his face? Does he know how cute it looks?

ACAB includes forum moderators.

I never expected to say the phrase "I'm glad my power supply died" before today but honestly that was one of the best case scenarios when my computer suddenly shut down this morning just before a major change for a huge client.

Just saw a guy at White Castle drop like $80 worth of eggs and now he has to decide whether to fill in "Eggs: 2" on the waste log.

Anyone else have a cat that gets so excited about food that they wheeze from the intensity of their purring or is mine just an exceptional glutton?

One day Kazushige Nojima might write a story that makes a lick of sense but he sure as hell didn't start with FF7 Rebirth.

One of my cats won't eat his food if it gets a little stale but will never pass up a chance to chew at the plastic shower liner.

It's kind of crazy how the people posting this are doing themselves psychic harm over a comparison that clearly shows two different hands. It's like seeing Jesus's face in toast, except they're imagining it's their high school bully and the bread is still raw dough.

Anyone else ever have Amazon just subscribe you to Prime on their own? I got an email today that I started a Prime trial but I sure didn't press the series of buttons to make that happen.