Jordan DreamWITCH 🎃

Arguments against AI will never work against some people due to the way they engage with media. In those cases they are toys and general content, stimulants and slop. This is why I hate the term "fun" to plainly describe anything. It can be reductive to just value it as a toy

Trifecta of using Pokemon to be healthier - • Pokemon Go for daily walking • Pokemon Sleep for health sleep habits • Training in MMA to win the contested melee checks when getting new Pokemon cards

In Fire Emblem, "Sniper" is the only class name to show up in every game. This implies the Indian "snipe" bird was hunted to extinction in every Fire Emblem world and every timeline.

Consider this way to evolve the Fire Emblem narrative trope meta - Protagonist with two fathers so one can die in the backstory and the other can die in the main story

More nonbinary people need to be parents specifically because I want to see a fresh evolved meta beyond "daddy issues" and "mommy issues" but entirely new issues

Someday they'll have the technology for dakimakura but they top, and then it'll be game over for some very particular bitches/fishes

I refuse to identity as a Seattle puppy girl Seattle *GUPPY* girl on the other hand...

I think it speaks on the millennial experience that the "boring office job" was like a nightmare scenario growing up but now fuck. good insurance and enough money to pay bills is pretty pogger

Thinking about how Ed Sheeren makes up 100% of the voice talent in the mainline Pokemon games (he sang credits in Scarlet/Violet). Oof *other than pikachu/eevee

Hear me out - handjob so sicknasty powerful it has impact frames

It's my birthday. Legally you need to boost my ego

All my games are half off this month! Yay! Buy Demon Blade Ultimate, the weirdest shonen battle anime TTRPG you've ever read probably.

Between Metroid Ravenous and the new Kirby being highlights, I think the lesson is that the best thing Nintendo has to offer is vore

Okay but like, what if Sigmund Freud had like really hot parents

If Eve was made from Adam's body, that'd make Edenshipping the earliest instance of selfcest

These dudes in Nintendo Directs are such chuds lol "Please talk to all the NPCs 🥺" "Please try playing at night 🥺" Take some initiative. BE A FUCKING ALPHA

I made Demon Blade Ultimate based on Horse Girl Infinity, the genius work of @jordandreamfish.bsky.social blind-snake-studio.itch.io/demon-blade-... It is a bonkers shonen anime inspired game wherein you live and die by creative use of exceedingly specific powers.

Cackling at this lab report for a check gage tool at work Me too, little guy, me too

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Not having money is fucking dehumanizing but also I don't count billionaires as people 🤷‍♀️

Yet the billionaire pedophiles stripping human rights persist

Learning math in a "how do you do fellow kids?" way 1v1 me bro 2ch grass :3 4tnite 5 nights at freddy's 6-7 Bestie u 8

In high fantasy TTRPGs, hand count tends to show up soooo much for combat loadout (i.e, 1-handed and shield, dual wielding, two-handed weapons, etc). To me, this reveals a hidden design space of powers that are active while you're holding hands with someone.

Hey Mario, what anti-depressants are you on? "LEX-A-PRO!" - my beloved

What if we had both had digimon partners and they kissed? And then we kissed too? And maybe kiss the digimon? We're holding hands though. Sorry for being scandalous.

My Pride month contribution - Occasionally using the men's room because it's validating to be called "Miss, you're in the wrong bathroom"

Getting kicked out of the tadc movie for yelling them to rewind the Jax frotting scene

Happy pride. Gay im told

Large hard-on collider

Literally all they needed to do is open Femboy Hooters in major cities and I'd be a regular

important call to action - I would to own the viral big titty mawile that got scalped. Anything helps. Thank you, love you ko-fi.com/jordandreamf...

You're a triple threat because you can sing, act, and dance. I'm a triple threat because I wield three katanas like Zoro One Piece. We are not the same

What if we named every animal like daddy long legs? Like, praying mantis? Nah, that's mommy knife hands Horse? Nah, that's zaddy cloppy toes Whale? Nah, that's uncle jumbo

Me after whiskey - "ughhh i have so much Asian glow" My beloved - "Asian glow to the polls"

A bit low and heartbroken rn. Super accepting compliments and nice words rn

Okay I'm testing something here. Out of the MLP mane six, which pony is the most Jordan, and second most Jordan?

One of my new favorite things when seeing my partner with blahaj is to use the "The Room" voice and say, "Oh, hi shark"

DC Comics introduced the Absolute Universe as the villain Darkseid's overwhelming Omega beams forging a new alternate storyline with hope stripped from heroic origin stories Which is wild to have a canon superhero Omegaverse

So there are a few bikini baristas around here, but holy fuck if we had this but with either goths who hated you or femboys I would lose my ability to pay rent

PbtA Playbooks

Imagine your son died sucking his own dick at Normandy and 20 years later you're like "it's time to bomb the English"

"The pen is mightier than the sword" "Okay nerd", imaginary Jordan says as she twirls around her rad as fuck pensword

A new spot T4 Tea opened up, and wow I need to find queer people to bring on dates here

Send this to someone who finds "new pronouns too confusing" to give them an aneurism

My lab's optimal environment is 68 F +/-1 degree, so it's wild how much of the time at work I'm thinking "6-7!" Or "Nice" as I monitor testing conditions