They Might Be Jordan

As a comedy-guy, I'm always seeking that involuntary mans laughter

We watched Trump make American small business owners beg for money on his game show so you didn't have to. "Million Dollar Pitch" was idiocracy in real time - here are the best (?) clips from this disaster of a show featuring an unlikely duo... Dr. Oz and Nicki Minaj.

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

I guess the Lord provided tonight.

Exactly the game we expected tonight, right? Go Hawks!

I was playing Benny Hill music in my brain during that fumble situation.

Of course a pick throwing into the end zone. The ol Seahawks-special, as they call it

JSN is fucking crazy

JSN!!

Darnold getting his Russ Wilson on

Lord, I pray you allow the Seattle Seahawks to have an offense tonight. Amen.

In my opinion, Maria Bamford is one of the best to ever do it. Excited to watch the documentary. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

As a Seattle Seahawks fan, I believe Seattle Seahawks fans deserve to be humbled every couple of years. We can be annoying as hell, sometimes. That said - Go Hawks!

Everything about this weird targeted Facebook ad - the page name, the product, the ad-copy, is truly insane. I love it.

Would love to see Ben Williamson do something big here

I’m living proof that nothing gets done I’m living proof that nothing gets done

The new MST3k episodes w/ Mike and the gang have been a real treat!

Her "flaw" is that she had evil awful parents who didn't care that she was repeatedly raped. Viveks flaw is that he is an awful piece of shit who deserves to rot in hell.

Kraken hockey, baby!

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci

RIP Tom Skerritt youtu.be/GsdduINnAvI

Ah shit. The King is back.

Seattle, and my love-life, both experiencing historic dry-spells.

It's literally every kid's dream to one day play in the World Series presented by Capital One!

Helluva Kraken W

this Kraken game X_X

It's literally every kid's dream to one day play in the World Series presented by Capital One!

Mariners legend Jake Bauers, NLCS MVP. Mariners legend Freddy Peralta, ALCS MVP.

I'm happy for Jeff Sullivan

We have a World Series where I'm cool with either team winning it!

Everybody’s talking about Data centers and I’m like

Grocery shopped Voted Got a Library Card all accomplished before 11 am on a Sunday. Always feels nice to do all the stuff you needed to do, before noon.

I would like for a Tampa Bay Ray / Milwaukee Brewer world series, please.

Had my waiter take this picture

What a name

Incredible. Very uncomfortable. I give it 5 bags of popcorn and 2 drops of blood

Now seated for You Can See Everything

Good going Brewers

Seattle Pilots gonna win it all

LFG KRAKEN. Big game tying goal with less than 5 minutes. Matty Beniers!!!

Would be pretty tight if the Seahawks could go a game without fumbling the fucking football.

I have an inherent disdain for the Denver Broncos

Men. If she's ghosting you, heed my advice! I am a professional!

Jakes Bauers, man.

So true let me just add the difference between fascists and everyone else is they want to use freedom of speech as a cudgel to wedge their way into the mainstream, gain power, and then dismantle democracy. And so many suckers in the middle and ranging towards our side fell for indulging the scam.

Tried to cash my soup in at the food-bank.

What a Kraken game tonight!

E.T. think he slick

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I have very poor death-perception

My comment has more likes than the post I'm commenting on. More like Jake Silver