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AI Overview? More like AI Overlord! WAKE UP!!

playhouse.band/annaprzy/new... Sunday in NYC!!

My Middle School had no buildings on either side of it so we just called it “School”

Trump = Treason.......

“Tubi or not To be”- Deciding whether or not ads are worth dying over

Our response to the State Department using Smokey last night.

Rain? No. Mother Nature is a squirter

“𝑨𝒜𝘼𝓐Ａ₳A̷”- Fontzie

Psychosis? Let me introduce you to my female sibling…

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Looking at ultra wealthy monsters is peek capitalism

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A huge thank you to CNN, MS NOW, Politico, ABC News, CBS News, NBC News, Fox News, PBS News, NPR, The New York Times, The Washington Post, HuffPost, the Associated Press, Reuters, Getty Images, and AFP for standing together in defense of a free press.

I always wanted to have kids one day until I found out you have to keep them wayyy longer than that…

Good news! We have more time to fight for our national forests. The Forest Service has extended the public comment period on the Trump administration’s plan to eliminate the Roadless Area Conservation Rule. The new deadline is October 6.

Hair we go… I beardly knew you! Made this fun video with Locksbylana on IG but she isn’t on here so making sure give credit

Susan B. Anthony is a great drag performer name

We have to stop manspreading (don’t make anymore men please… the world needs to heal)

When will Mark Knopfler speak up about the War in Iran? We are all in Dire Straits now!

All travel is time travel

Vote baby, vote! #ivoted

“They were all killed off by billionaire owned corporations and the government out of greed and hubris so now we have no food and will be dead very soon”- Parent giving the “Birds & Bees” talk in the near future

Explain to me like I’m 3 years old… how do I wipe my butt?

More like Dolly Departon #RIP

www.skydogranch.org We MUST save the horses. I just called. Please do so as well!

Save the Horses www.skydogranch.org

All health insurance Premiums and co-pays are Ill gotten gains…

I tried making sourdough at home but I just didn’t have enough metal shards

We may Big Bend but we won’t Big Break! #savebigbend #savenature #savedemocracy

Adam Driver? More like Particle Accelerator!

Save Big Bend and all National parks plus ALL NATURE

Kinda Sheik to be Iron

Kinda PsyChic to know about trends before they happen…

Nicolas Cage will forever be my Wicker Man

Ironically… Flat Feet are Dr. Scholls Arch Nemesis

I hope we will be able to take it back. But, on a daily basis, I grow more discouraged.

CPAP machines make me miss my dead father…

Elon must be a fan of “A Trip to the Moon” (1902)

The curvature of the Earth turns me on

My least favorite porn parody I’ve seen was “Lake Flaccid” …what a croc

More like EVILgelical

“Try Mathematics!”- Who are the Add geniuses that come up with this stuff?

Lilo & Snitches get Lilo & Stitches…

When Dr. Fauci takes the Fifth it’s because it’s a witch hunt. When Hegseth does it’s because he stole liquor…

I’d show everyone my “Dad Bod” but I already spread his ashes…

Iguanas like to have mocktails

They are killing nature with their data center. They can't be allowed to continue.