jrm (@jrm608.bsky.social)

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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

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theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...

From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

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White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-hyena-biting-down-on-trumps-ass/

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Miaganga

@miaganga.bsky.social

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theonion.comDude Wipes Introduces New Flushable KhakisCHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i...

“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEO

I agree.

Coffee&CannabisClub-𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐊𝐜𝐮𝐟@coffeecannabisclub.bsky.social

I can't fully express myself properly. Partly because Bluesky would probably suspend me, and because it would consist of horrible language, thoughts, and feelings. The thing is, it not shit talk. I mean it with my whole chest. I don't trust cops or the law. I'm not going to call them.

Dwight S_____

Emergent appearance.

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Dcmfox

@dcmfox.bsky.social

#caturday Kitty almost dies falling down the stairs

KAOZSKITCH

Minimally reliving future experiences. For the better we shall account for the discrepancy.

I care. I really do.

Minimally reliving future experiences. For the better we shall account for the discrepancy.

6 Sept

BETA MODE

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Sarah Z

@sarahz.bsky.social

6 Sept

Fun fact: it is a common misconception that Marcel Duchamp created Fountain as a provocation and test toward the 1917 Society of Independent Artists show. Duchamp actually made it to encourage people a hundred years later to argue online about modernity, artificial intelligence, and fanfiction

6 Sept

Colonel Klikkenbait at your service.

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mc2

@mc2photogal.bsky.social

2 Sept

"There is no Lake America. Hope you can swim!" #LakeOntario #LakeAmerica

2 Sept

What’s up 🆙 ? error up and hard.

Art:

Relax

Framastat on the fritz, can’t find the aseatafortisay so the whatchamacallit ain’t gonna go.

Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️

29 Aug

We were raised by people who grew up unprepared for the future. I think we can see where this is going.

What?

Tryst

Somethingidioticaboutthissocialmediaplatform.

The.

Tossed brefkist. Killing calves. Crusted remains of cancer face.😭

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JoyousJoyfulJoyness

@joyousjoyness.com

5 Aug

Sticker of the Day! This is my holographic sticker based on my drawing of a tabby cat named Doris! www.joyousjoyness.com/products/cat... #art #sticker #cat #tabbycat

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MicheleMuse 💙🌈🦋🇺🇦

@michelemuse.bsky.social

4 Aug

The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

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@snarkysillysad.bsky.social

3 Aug

I hope your day starts this serenely: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

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youtube.comNobody Has Ever Asked About Him 💔🥺 #dog #sad #adopt #rescue #shorts #youtube #love #animalsYouTube video by Sharing Love

3 Aug

youtube.com/shorts/LjMZn... IM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE JOAO WAS ADOPTED!! YA WHOOOOO!!

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Nellie Cubed

@nelnelnellie.bsky.social

2 Aug

Our lucky day as we spotted bison on the prairie.

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tiktok.comBrown Sugah is a 5 yr old male. He is located at the Animal Foundation in Las Vegas Nv! Sweet Brown Sugah is such an amazing pup! I absolutely love and adore this sweet boy! He is extremely gentle and...TikTok video by 🩷🌹🌻Heather🌻🌹🩷

2 Aug

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTACLMajd/ URGENT THE ANIMAL FOUNDATION IN VEGAS!! #VEGAS #ADOPTDONTSHOP #DOGS #DOGLOVERS #SOS #RESCUES #FOSTERS #HELP #FOSTERSSAVELIVES THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR REPOSTING!!

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13 Nov 2025

THERE IS A EPIDEMIC ACROSS THE COUNTRY... DOGS AND CATS ARE BEING EUTHANIZED IN THE SHELTERS 100S A DAY!!! PUT IN TRASH BAGS ! HAULED OF TO THE CITY DUMP!! CANT FOSTER OR ADOPT! REPOST THEM PLEASE!!

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youtube.comAt the shelter for almost 3 months, and no one has asked to meet him 💔 #adopt #dog #shorts #loveYouTube video by Sharing Love

13 Nov 2025

youtube.com/shorts/nP1Fb... ON URGENT LIST!!! HAVE A FUCKING HEART!!! YOU CANT ADOPT OR FOSTER!!! REPOST PLEASE!!!

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