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well they do go after the weak and sickly members..

God bless @theonion.com

All that hyena gut was a mouthful of diaper, and probably a shitty diaper to boot! 🍊 🤡

Let this one become true as well asap

That poor hyena. It's never gonna get that taste out of its mouth.

I didn’t realize hyenas had such a shitty diet

If only

Butt there's so much there to chomp on!

“A brief disagreement between the president and a local wildlife stakeholder,” the press secretary said.

now it knows what a pdf-file tastes like

That’s just RFK Jr in his final form. 😁

Way less fresh than carrion

They're good dogs.

Is the diaper ok?

I feel sorry for the hyena.

LOL, I am quite fed up with "Catastrophe Caligula" and the entire stench of Republican fascism. If this hyena was to truly bite the ass of Dumb'old Tramp. Then I would call it, a truly brave self sacrificing Patriot.

I’m writing in for the hyena

Saw a blurb about hyenas on here and went and looked them up and they're not related to dogs at all. They're a suborder of the same group of mammals that produced the lion, tiger, mongoose and housecat. Now people reading these replies will know, too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felifor...

Hyena/Blood Clot '26

They do eat carrion.

What breed of hyena likes diaper and braces?

No security guide around to get this caution?

So that’s what’s been strapped to his ass. Anti-hyena technology.

I'm pretty sure someone just made this picture for fun, but then their boss caught them so they had to quickly write an article.

Fake news. My president is WAY more caked up than this picture implies

Geez. Ask this question: how many of y'all been to one of his casino's or hotels? How many of y'all watched The Apprentice? How many of y'all?

They do eat carrion I suppose

White House ignores reports on dead hyena after bitting on trumps diaper.

STOP UNDERMINING MY ACTIVISM, ONION, MY JAW WAS SORE THAT DAY! ;_;

As the novel so beautifully puts it: ‘He already perceived ethereal sounds and murmured like a mantra: “Only he who has never known fear forges Notung anew.` (from the novel “A Madman’s Brainstorming”) www.amazon.com/Down-There-M...

He didn’t even react 😂

White House Downplays Vultures Circling Over Trump

They hired it to stop all those vultures from pecking at him.

Lets hope The Onion effect of this timeline kicks in and it becomes reality in a few months.

When this one comes true in 6 months

The hyena better be careful of he's gonna chip a tooth on the exoskeleton.

I feel bad for the hyena

The hunchback of DC lmao

good yeen Bite harder

I hope the hyena didn’t get an infection from that bite.

I'd say no, rats are nice.

Are we sure it's really a hyena?

i doubt even a hyena can survive that toxic shit.

It was all diaper . . . poor hyena.

Great. Now the hyena has rabies.

Be nice to Hyenas, they have standards and wouldn’t taint themselves with that garbage sack.

that hyena is gonna get cholera

I didn’t know Natalie Harp could change form like that? Looks to me like she’s checking his diaper. 

Mouth full of soiled nappy.

Heinie-biting hyena got me. 🤣

Poor hyena!

That poor hyena is forever soiled by Dump's rancid ass.

That's a fairly mutant-looking hyena. Also the thing biting him looks weird.

Infection set in, and after 2 days of excruciating pain, the hyena died.

Should have eaten him. Oranges are good against scurvy.