Jason Salmon

Another Weird Week A Guy named Tommy & Vivek Ramaswamy Edition Standup dates below: Oct 23 - Oshkosh, WI Oct 24 - Minneapolis Oct 25 - Denver Oct 28 - Baltimore Oct 31-Nov 1 - Portland, OR Nov 2 - Tacoma, WA Nov 4 - Spokane, WA Nov 5 - Tacoma, WA Nov 8 - Nashville

Another Weird Week Vin(dictive) Diesel Edition

Always a fun chat

I think the fact that Columbus wasn’t the one who discovered America and also wasn’t the one who proved the Earth was not flat, but still managed to get credit for doing both …is a solid representation of the America we currently live in

Another Weird Week … Midterms, & Conditions Edition Come see a live show Oct. 11 - Chester, NY Oct 16-17 - Portland, ME Oct 23 - Oshkosh, WI Oct 24 - Minneapolis Oct 25 - Denver Oct. 29 - Baltimore Oct 31-Nov 1 - Portland, OR Nov 2 - Tacoma Nov 4 - Spokane Tix & Showtimes at Jason-Salmon.com

Weird Week of Women’s basketball Come see a live show Oct. 2 - Butte, MT Oct 8 - Syracuse, NY Oct. 9 - Adams, MA Oct. 11 - Chester, NY Oct 16-17 - Portland, ME Oct 23 - Oshkosh, WI Oct 24 - Minneapolis Oct 25 - Denver, CO Oct. 29 - Baltimore Oct 31-Nov 1 - Portland, OR Nov 2 - Tacoma Nov 4 - Spokane

Natalie is the person I’m least concerned about him sleeping with.

If he doesn’t understand the difference between the Atlanta Hawks & the Iowa Hawkeyes women’s team This would definitely help explain why people like him think there’s so many men playing in women’s sports 

Another Weird Week Xi Loves Me Not Edition Live Dates 9/25-27 - Phoenix 10/1 - Missoula, MT 10/2 - Butte, MT 10/8 - Syracuse, NY 10/9 - Adams, MA 10/11 - Chester, NY 10/16-17 - Portland, ME 10/23 - Oshkosh, WI 10/24 - Minneapolis 10/25 - Denver 10/29 - Baltimore 10/31-11/1 - Portland, OR

Another Weird Week Kennedy Sinner Live Shows 9/18 - NYC 9/20 - Pittsburgh 9/24 - LA 9/25-27 - Phoenix 10/1 - Missoula, MT 10/2 - Butte, MT 10/8 - Syracuse 10/9 - Adams, MA 10/11 - Chester, NY 10/16-17 - Portland, ME 10/23 - Oshkosh, WI 10/24 - Minneapolis 10/25 - Denver 10/29 - Baltimore

As an optimist, I am glad to have finally learned the proper spelling of the word “apocalypse” this week

Another Weird Week Remember to Never Forget Edition LIVE DATES 9/18 - NYC 9/20 - Pittsburgh 9/24 - LA 9/25-27 - Phoenix 10/1 - Missoula, MT 10/2 - Butte, MT 10/8 - Syracuse 10/9 - Adams, MA 10/11 - Chester, NY 10/16-17 - Portland, ME. 10/23 - Oshkosh, WI 10/24 - Minneapolis 10/25 - Denver, CO

This is definitely the 9/11 president. The first go was bad but confusing for many. The second is when it became obvious to everyone that this country is under attack Also he’s being funded by the Saudis

You know you’ve been typecast when the wardrobe they give you is just a different hue of what you wore to set.

Another Weird Week The Fall & the Downfall Edition New shows in Denver & Austin Baltimore rescheduled to 10/29

Another Weird Week I Will Always Loot You Edition #dollyparton #timcurry #politics #comedy

Predictable He’s a man who thinks greatness is having your name on a lot of things  So it makes sense that “Make America Great Again” Just meant - “Have its name on a lot things”

Another Weird Week The Crooked v. the Strait Edition Special taping in Austin Dec. 11 - The State Theater - More Live Dates - * 8/20-22 - Lawrence, KS * 8/23 - KC * 9/8 - Virginia Beach * 9/9 - Richmond, VA * 9/10 - Baltimore * 9/20 - Pittsburgh * 9/24 - LA - Comedy Store * 9/25-27 - Phoenix

Another Weird Week Hors D’oeuvre Force One Edition

Should we rework vaccines? Depends on who you trust

I will say The president climbing out of a catering cart, is definitely the closest he’ll ever get to being born again 

Another Weird Week Pirro Wet Edition

Lettuce Alone The Real pHeroes of Cyclospora

Another Weird Week Iran v. a Rand Edition Remains live Summer dates * Aug 1 - Batavia, IL - Comedy Vault * Aug 6 - Springfield, MO - Springfield Comedy Club * Aug 7-8 - Tulsa - Loony Bin * Aug 9 - OKC - Bricktown * Aug 20-22 - Lawrence, KS - Comedy Club of Lawrence * Aug 23 - KC - Comedy Club of KC

They’re a little too bomb happy if you ask me.

I do respect the president being so committed to bombing that he even did it in his correspondents dinner speech.

Another Weird Week ICE Shots & Tariffs Edition Remaining Summer Shows * Jul 25 - Buffalo * Jul 30 - Louisville * Jul 31-Aug 1 - Batavia, IL * Aug 6 - Springfield, MO * Aug 7-8 - Tulsa, OK * Aug 9 - OKC * Aug 20-22 - Lawrence,KS * Aug 23 - KC

Looks can be deceiving See for yourself Live all summer * July 22 - Omaha * July 23 - Des Moines * Jul 25 - Buffalo * Jul 30 - Louisville * Jul 31-Aug 1 - Batavia, IL * Aug 6 - Springfield, MO * Aug 7-8 - Tulsa * Aug 9 - OKC * Aug 20-22 - Lawrence, KS * Aug 23 - KC

Another Weird Week The Old Man & the Speech Edition

Excited to hear the president claim the election he was in charge of was rigged. Then the election he subsequently won was fair And now the election he’s about to lose is gonna be rigged again And how he has to change the structures in place from the fair elections to make things right again

A large part of Lindsay Graham’s legacy is going to be defined by… His close friendship with John McCain …followed immediately by… His close friendship with the man who essentially spit on John McCain’s grave

Another Weird Week Anti FIFA Edition

Any NY Knick fan who saw what the president did to the US World Cup team, has to be thanking the lord above that the NBA Championship is a multi-game series.

This post would get you a bereavement fare from any reputable airline

It’s a rare president who can make FIFA seem more corrupt… Summer Shows * July 17 - NYC * July 22 - Omaha * July 23 - Des Moines * Jul 25 - Buffalo * Jul 30 - Louisville * Jul 31-Aug 1 - Batavia, IL * Aug 6 - Springfield, MO * Aug 7-8 - Tulsa * Aug 9 - OKC * Aug 20-22 - Lawrence, KS * Aug 23 - KC

I get asked a lot if there’s anything I’d credit the president for doing Welp…gotta give him this one… Being able to out-corrupt FIFA is a feat for which he’s uniquely qualified

The GOP’s trick is… When capitalism isn’t working… They’ll blame socialism When it is… They’ll call it communism

Ah the irony of a celebration of this presidency being canceled because of climate change related heat issues…

Another Weird Week Independence Day Edition Happy Fourth & Happy World Cup Go team USA

Ironically, being an Olympian canoeist likely made him more qualified to renovate that pool than the silent movie villain they hired

Sorry to hear about the passing of Victor Willis, front man for the Village People Also also thoughts & prayers to the president who may have just learned the lead singer of YMCA was black

I mean, how do you not order all of these? (as a native Texan, even an extra tortilla is useful)

People say the president tells it like it is But when Milli-Vanilli backs out of his event, authenticity might not be his strong suit

Another Weird Week Pool Around & Pond Out Edition

Another Weird Week Retreat-y of Versailles Edition Father’s Day Weekend Shows June 19-20 - Detroit June 21 - Cleveland

President says he doesn’t want to be Herbert Hoover But based on current economic trajectory along with his rap sheet… I think Pervert Hoover is a better fit

As a nod to this way worse version of the Obama deal - gotten by a making things way worse for Americans - we should call this the JC POS

Happy Father’s Day - This weekend in Detroit - Father’s Day in Cleveland More June/July Dates: * 6/25 - Orlando * 6/28 - Chester, NY * 7/22 - Omaha * 7/23 - Des Moines * 7/25 - Buffalo * 7/30 - Louisville * 7/31-8/1 - Batavia, IL

Juneteenth during Pride & Hurricane Season might be more than this admin can handle.

Another Weird Week Knicks vs. Bone Spurs Edition Summer live standup dates * 6/12-14 - Rutherford, NJ * 6/19-20 - Detroit, MI * 6/21 - Cleveland * 6/25 - Orlando, FL * 6/28 - Chester, NY * 7/22 - Omaha, NE * 7/23 - Des Moines, IA * 7/25 - Buffalo, NY * 7/30 - Louisville, KY * 8/31-8/1 - Batavia, IL