Jordan Savage

Whenever you waaant the last thing you need 🎵

If you’re reading this I’m hungry bring food

2026 FIFA World Cup Final (yes, that is actually Lamine Yamal)

Liberals putting chemicals in the clouds that turns the freakin weather gay

I’m sorry, you can’t make me hate a guy who gets ejected for fighting and then hops on instagram WHILE THE GAME IS STILL GOING to try and fight more people. Wilson is the best.

Give it 10 years. Soccer is going to be sooooo big in Canada soon because of this.

Fellas, remind her she’s stinky

Ocarina of Time remake AND GTA 6 in the same year? You’re all gunna be sick of me

Fuuuuuuck these are nice 🥴

Go to bed

How can Drake say something as cool as “I went St John Baptist on the Lamb” in one song and something as dumb as that “Maneesh on the beat, Shabang” lyric run on another. Makes no sense.

Who wants to put on a mullet wig and my work clothes and pretend to be me so I can go home and sleep

Good job interview questions: 1.) do your chain hang low? 2.) do it wobble to the flo? 3.) do it shine in the light? 4.) is it platinum? is it gold?

Being bossed around by someone who watched Johnny Carson

Bullied by someone who had to turn a dial to change the channel 🥀

Takes a lot of strength to admit to a boofing ice cream. Proud of you!

You gotta mulch! You gotta!

Tits or ass? Bro, her overwhelmingly threatening aura

It’s already a day

Colleen needs to water the plants

Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous. Stay away from me if you’re contagious 🎶

She’s only letting me get 10 nuggets 😒 @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social

Who up getting they cradle robbed?

When did you stop doing it all for the nookie?

Idk what the fuck Seal was talking about on Kiss from a Rose, but he nailed it.

Relax. Nothing matters.

We should be able to call in not wanting to

I’m being bullied by someone who had to get off the phone before looking something up

Whoever buys me and delivers me a Costco hot dog combo I will pay you double for it. Hell of a deal if you ask me.

Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby

I will not become a sneaker head I will not become a sneaker head I will not become a sneaker head I will not become a sneaker head I will not become a sneaker head I will not

You see the thing about Aaron Rodgers playing another year for the Steelers is that it doesn’t matter what I think I’m going to be watching anyways. Go Steelers

Bacon egg and cheese heals all

I’m being bossed by someone who remembers the Berlin Wall coming down

I’m being bossed around by someone who used DOS

Losing in the playoffs really licks ass

Lots of family time for Quinn now!