Paused Mortem 💀

First of all, fuck this shit.

Dressing my age for halloween.

I've decided I'm not gonna be mad today, just evil.

Shutting the fuck up, it’s not just for breakfast anymore

Too lazy to shave today. So I'm not very babygirl right now.

Therapist: Wow, you're extremely self-aware Me: I know, what meds stop that?

Ride that high till it goes limp.

And another 23 minutes,

There are two lungs inside of you.

Dressing my wound for halloween.

I'm an artistic representation of beautiful intentions and horrible decisions

me: i should take a shower and get dressed also me: *still sitting on the bed two hours later* Have a good Monday, beasties.

Diabolicock. Dick so good it's evil.

Me and the voices in my head talk shit about you.

We all want someone who can find us on the other side of everything else

Everyone should believe in something... right now I'm believing I should be back in bed.

Ooh, Spice Girls were really actually advocating for safe sex in 2 Become 1. Icons.

Wolfman once, shame on you. Wolfman twice, fuck you Wolfman.

Not to brag but I know a thing or two about fuckin' shit up.

I don’t have a fuckin’ clue I have a god damn mystery

Ok, I'm back to reality. You can resume the cock posts now.

You've heard of Clayface. Now meet Clayfuckface.

Still mad that I wasted 2 hours of my life watching Backrooms

I'm home for the weekend. Please hold off on the cock posts until monday. Thank you.

You don’t defend and excuse rape unless you’re a rapist.

they’re imploding an 18 story building nearby tomorrow morning you wanna get breakfast and watch it with me or…?

Age doesn't earn you respect. If you're a dipshit, you're gonna get treated as such. Also, I don't really respect anyone. Get fucked, cunt.

Every pretty cock is an emotional support cock.

Someone just asked if I was “ornery” and that’s not what I thought they said

I'm sorry, all my posts will probably contain the word "cock" for the foreseeable future. Cock.

Self pep talks now include "Now's not the time to be a cock-hungry whore!"

I'm so sorry to interrupt but I have to leave now

The utter lack of external validation - it burns!

Never let a good existential crisis go to waste.

I'm in my high chair (the recliner I sit in when I'm high)