Jill Ferris

Today's anti-vax outrage: Alzheimer's From the AVK Archive

Anti-vaxxers believe Bill Gates is airdropping diseased mosquitos on them because of course they do.

Aliens living secretly among us are inexplicably terrible at the "secretly" part.

Covid vaccine magnetized man's penis, but only when it's erect.

This post manages to hit virtually every American evangelical belief about how a lesbian factory manufactures new lesbians, including how the timely introduction of Godly Christian dick can defeat it.

Normally, a person wearing bread bags as socks would be a weird enough image on its own. But... this is AVK's Wide World of Batshit and you should know better by now.

Suicidal man takes Covid vaccine hoping it'll kill him but instead it save his life and forces him to endure life "against my will". Best VAERS Troll ever. But you know what the anti-vaxxers say... there's no fake reports in VAERS, so this must be true.

Man blames vaccine for everything he can possibly think of including an itchy anus, ear wax and dandruff. #VAERS

Man reports that vaccine made his penis smarter and led to excessive masturbation. He does note, however, that when he has a job, these symptoms subside due to a lack of opportunity to excessively masturbate. #VAERS

Just in case bathing in urine alone wasn't enough to identify a piss drinker, they've literally added another layer of identification.

Piss drinkers are doing everything they can to get Paola an early inheritance Part I of III

Ke thinks Walmart's air curtain is shooting vaccine darts and they sell Hep B Bananas. Also, cows give human milk and mouse milk is $10,000 per gallon From the AVK Archive

Christian Nationalists enter their angriest month of the year. Actually, that's not true. They're angry EVERY month of the year, June just gives them a unified target.

Kathy wants to know if nurses are vaccinating her mother through moisturizing cream. Then it gets weird.

Mandela Effect people insisting the heart is on the left side of the chest because the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance says so.

Today's Christian outrage: Too many girls in cartoons.

This is Barkley’s chair. He will growl at you if you sit in his chair. Don’t sit in Barkley’s chair.

Anti-vaxxers think radiation treatment is masonic because someone got 33 treatments

Mich accidentally admits the separatists have been spreading misinformation

Welcome to AVK's Wide World of Batshit (Season 7!) This image (Mee-Maw's Urine Chaw) shows exactly what happens here: batshit crazy posts from batshit crazy Facebook groups. Want to see stuff like this daily? Hit follow. Don’t want to? I don’t blame you!

Irony staggers, clutches it's chest and drops dead as Canada's 'fun-sized' MAGA manages to advocate for the total genocide of an entire faith in the name of peace and Christianity.

Three years ago this crunchy mom wanted to know why this clove of garlic turned blue after a night marinating in her lady parts.

I weep when I think of all the presidents' lives that could have been saved by an enormous, vulgar ballroom. (Whoever created this, let me know and I'll happily give you credit.)

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JD Vance is on a historic roll: He campaigns for AfD in Germany - they lose. Invited the Pope to come to US for Trump’s big event - Pope refuses. Leads peace negotiations with Iran - fails miserably. Campaigns in Hungary for Orbán - who gets smoked.

This is Poppy. She was focusing really hard on her agility course, and then she made it through the hoop and accidentally activated zoomie mode. There's no stopping her now. 13/10 (TT: poppythepittie0)

This Weekend in Politics, Bulletin 333. Everything you need to know about what happened this weekend in politics. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

Maybe next time, if there is one, we don’t put someone in their 80s in charge with not much to lose. At least let's choose someone who’ll have to live with the fallout of what they do. Just a thought. And no more convicted felons please. Thank you.

6 years later and anti-vaxxers still don't know how Bluetooth works. #antivax #antivaxxers #unvaxxed #unvaccinated

This is Reedy. He’s so happy to share his favorite part of the day with you. 13/10 (TT: runreedyrun)

This is the monsters they are trying to jam through. We must take back Congress this fall.

Quincy would like to have a long, long chat with you about your evil, lunar overlord.

Chemtrail folks can't agree on why THEY® are chemtrailin' #chemtrails #WeatherModification #GeoEngineering #weatherengineering

Clip two from today for the trials.

In a dramatic reversal, the Justice Dept. lawyers tell an appeals court it wanted to continue its battle over executive orders targeting law firms disliked by President Trump.

Butler, Ohio Republican Mayor Wayne Dingus was charged with voyeurism after he was caught sniffing an underage girl’s underwear.

Toilet paper can save your ass... literally.... 1931

ICE smashes man's head against brick wall during violent arrest outside supermarket | ICE in Long Island, NY (Hempstead). ICE agents slammed the head of Isai Santos Caceras, 35, into a brick wall. Caceras went unconscious and dio not receive medical care until days later - 01.05.2026

Have you heard? There’s a new bill that makes it harder for millions of eligible Americans to vote. Join me and @standupamerica.bsky.social in urging Congress to vote NO on the SAVE Act: act.standupamerica.com/letters/no-o...