Jules Suzdaltsev

Jules Suzdaltsev

@jules.su

mom close the door im doing journalism

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Jules Suzdaltsev
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guys mitch mcconnell is not dead he’s right here we’re hanging out we’re doing shots woah Mitch slow down u party animal!!

Jules Suzdaltsev
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I mean that’s arguably worse given her obscene (and fairly recent) history of capitulation to the GOP and wildly successful attacks focused around crushing progressive candidates. Stop lionizing Nancy Pelosi, she is very very bad!

Jacquie 🦇🎃👻@lajacq.bsky.social

This genuinely disgusts me lol. One thing I like about Nancy Pelosi is that on the whole she considers her GOP colleagues scum.

Jules Suzdaltsev
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bro they just raised my rent $300, which is exactly one dollar lower than the Good Cause Law limit, but still jesus christ Zohran my man HELP ME

Jules Suzdaltsev
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It’s just crazy that there is a massive segment of the world population that can look at a picture like this and not have a visceral negative reaction to these two terrifying ghouls. Like, politics is politics but these guys just literally look evil on a primordial level.

Jules Suzdaltsev
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Although I guess yeah he lost, but still you know what I mean it’s like stepping in a cold puddle in just your sock and going “More!”

Jules Suzdaltsev
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hey you know the absolute *second* he dies, vance will make the treasury put him on the $100, like no question that’s going to happen and there’s nothing we can do about it

Jules Suzdaltsev
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flying out of La Guardia at 6am and this is the craziest line I’ve ever seen for TSA in my life - I expected it to be bad but this is hard to fathom, this is like a 2-3 hour line and of course for some reason my ticket doesn’t show my precheck, but whatever that line is psychotic too

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it’s mind boggling that “Bernie couldn’t have won due to not being more like Hillary and Kamala” is the dominant belief among libs and yet BOTH HILLARY AND KAMALA *ACTUALLY* LOST IN REAL LIFE

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Devastated to learn Jasmine Crockett lost the primary, but I’m truly hoping Talarico will continue in her legacy to “Write out your bullet points here. Anything from a sentence to a paragraph works.” ✊

Jules Suzdaltsev
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Anyone saying Talarico will pull a Fetterman is just being lazy, let’s have fun with it, say he’s gonna pull a Dahmer or a bin Laden!

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Replying to @orangesoylent.bsky.social

maybe you’re just dumb and fundamentally misunderstand the political era we’re in and think we’re can go back to how things were 10–15 years ago

Jules Suzdaltsev
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Not trying to pick a fight but what could you possibly mean by “block this rotten deal”?!? There’s this insane rhetorical theme where people will rightly state the horrors ahead of us, and then cap it with a call to action that we all know is impossible. Who are you calling on to block it??

Alvaro M. Bedoya@bedoyausa.bsky.social

One family is about to control CBS, CNN, HBO, and TikTok. They’ll buy Warner Brothers with $24 billion from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Abu Dhabi. To win over Trump, they canceled Colbert, blocked a 60 Minutes CECOT investigation, and blocked Talarico. Much more will follow. Block this rotten deal.

Jules Suzdaltsev
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The FTC? Really? REALLY? Like what are you even talking about, why even pretend like we have a functional government regulatory system? Genuinely it feels like this holds us back from figuring out what we CAN do, instead of prescribing a solution from 2005… I dunno, this kind of thing PMO.

Jules Suzdaltsev
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Same vein as when Schumer/Jeffries talks about reaching across the aisle - I would MUCH rather you say “… and we are fucked!” instead of “Write to your Senator!” Talking like Obama is still in office is insane to me and just another way to say “I have no ideas, but want to sound effective & useful”

Jules Suzdaltsev
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I am such a dumb asshole, I was waiting for a super important call that I didn’t want to be disturbed from, so I preemptively set my phone to Do-Not-Disturb. Obviously, missed the call, as my phone didn’t ring. Because of Do-Not-Disturb. Man…

Jules Suzdaltsev
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this kind of headline honestly makes me fucking sick and angry that $10b figure includes $8.11b spent by ADAMS from 2023-2025 while Mamdani is proposing a TOTAL of $2.7b in the NEXT TWO YEARS so he’s literally spending LESS but the NYPOST rag is lumping all of it together to pretend it’s Mamdani

Jules Suzdaltsev
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Like, Mamdani is doing the EXACT opposite of what this headline is claiming and implying, and of course all the comments look like this dogshit