june

they did science on my face

‘Mario party.’ Now there is a nice thought

cannot count myself as fully healed from ffs until i can rest my head on my hand without my chin and jaw getting sore >.<

The ffs-ier I get and the longer I grow my hair out the more I’m like Wait maybe we’re doing futch for real this time

(Pervert) Yeah you can’t wash these jeans for at least six months. It’s so your thigh creases show extra sharp

Girls will get a tattoo of a ‘gun’ without first considering if maybe they should get a tattoo of ‘safety,’ or even ‘peace’

It’s been nice switching from pc to Mac. I tell myself that learning opposite scroll wheel direction is a kind of habit breaking that staves off dementia and so on

the english construction 'used to' feels so hick-like and improper. 'i didn't used to do that.' that should be some shit i say to code switch while talking to my father. there should be something nicer that they say in massachusetts or similar

The bookseller is in love with me

It’s possible I’ll never forgive the fellow trans woman who decided to introduce ‘Angle f*gging’ into my mind. It is mentally ill to the point of proficiency, somehow figuring out how to pathologize ‘ taking pics of your good side’

i miss interacting with professors mainly because professorial affect is the closest you can get in secular life to a priest

i dont trust anyone who still talks about 'the discourse' as something monolithic. either it's "what my friends are talking about" (so not *the* discourse), "what's on X" (far right astroturfing project), or maybe "what's on tiktok" (you still need a fake id at bars)

trying to become my demographic's biggest 'services' influencer. you should take that to a tailor. a jeweler could help you with that. maybe a cobbler could clean that up

the part of the g train that emerges onto elevated track and you can look left toward a vast industrial expanse and then right towards the manhattan and bk skylines feels like this

i finally found the perfect shade of blue for my desktop background ok?

when cis people ask me about the name june as though it's my birth name.... like sure kind of pro wrestling kayfabe vibes

The mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, literally used himself as a human shield to protect students from police violence

I didn’t realize it when I lived there but there really is always a fest of some kind going on in Chicago

the 70 degrees and sunny-heads (a form of treatlerism) don’t want you to appreciate the beauty of a brisk rainy day

Despite everything the premise of transgender is very beautiful and cool

sorry abt reposting from Over There but this was actually so heartening. it's actually psychotic out there. it's bad. You know where i got gendered correctly most consistently? Ocotepeque, Honduras. There I was my mother's daughter

sometimes i think i should give in and start buying men's pants (for anatomical reasons) but they high key do not sell that shit in my size. which is funny because i am basically same size as i was as a man. small men -- do you ever consider drastic measures?

O_o

>.<

some movies are like novels and some are like short stories. mostly irrespective of actual runtime. this is a large part of the form's beauty

average american in 1999 could be expected to have enough cultural awareness to laugh at a joke where a russian woman calls him 'david hockey' instead of david hockney

(Dr Melfi voice) It’s interesting that you would even take that from what I said.

I don’t like seeing ironic images of Peter Griffin with. Breasts or whatever. I find it vulgar

once i walked out some freight entrance at grand central and got stuck on possibly the only street in manhattan without a sidewalk lol gothamist.com/news/city-mu...

i'm thinking abt switching over to my middle name andrea if only bc people seem frequently to convince themselves that june is some kind of androgynous name a la 'moss' or 'tuesday' or 'forest'

every day I think wow what a perfect city for anyone who loves life. Packed in like sardines beautiful style . That woman is eating an ice cream cone. Drinking a latte out of a plastic bag. And so on

Fall is going to feel like this

(Trying to cash in on a craze) My father, too, lost all his belongings in an apartment fire in his twenties

they should make a life sim just like persona that isn't for sex perverts and shut ins

In a bid to revitalize Protestant Dirt Farmer Vernacular English I'm gonna go back to saying stuff like 'No kidding!' and 'Jeez louise' and so on

Fire is invented.

JRR Tolkien did not believe that "cellar door" was the most phonetically beautiful words in the English language. Or whatever. If you'll refer to his papers, the word was actually 'indietronica'

digested too much about 9/11 this year and now every i find every FDNY truck evocative

Why do diesel trucks huff thru the engine before they start moving? Like a bull about to charge? A great beast?

if you actually take a slice shop up on the $1.50 cheese slice + don't buy any beverages etc they will look at you like you're the devil. my condolences about your loss leader but better luck next time

(not much going on) The new release of MacOS really is just so much more zippy than the last one

i fucked up not sending these in wiki group chat but these call diagrams are my fav bits of 9/11 ephemera i’ve found this year

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way