Justice Weller Colde

Me watching Blake Smells and the Doo-Doo Dodgers shit the bed tonight...

Vivek and his backers when they thought they survived the scandal from last week...

Random thought. I wonder if much of the internet's current inability to have proper discourse over things is due to everyone having to be exposed to the opinions of teenagers across social media.

I'm not the kind of guy to talk about Twitter on Bluesky, but it's interesting to see some of the most "anti-woke" people be shocked by the racist posts they're seeing about the guy that fell off of Goliath and died. Some of them are legit doing Oppenheimer face at the sheer rate of racism.

I don't know why nobody has (at least from what I've seen) tried to say that Malfoid is just Malfoy using magic to transition. I think that'd be really funny if that became a thing and you know it probably would make JK go full-on Pokemon Company.

I don't know what people are expecting from John Politics. He specifically wants more drilling just so he can slather himself with more oil.

Bro died in the long underreported Great Tetris War of 2023.

I don't know if anyone was paying attention to the news, but it's pretty funny how all the big media companies worked really hard to make the plane to Tel Aviv a big story and seemingly nobody on social media cared. More people are talking about Reggie and Kai than "the new United 93."

One thing I can never get over is how whenever Basketball comes up in discussions, British people posing as general Europeans always love to say "nobody cares about Basketball" as if EuroLeague and Eastern Europe in general don't exist.

I will never forget how Dylan Byers of Puck News tried to suggest that Pablo Torre should be blacklisted when ESPN dropped that fake exoneration report. If he sees this...

Returning to this. Am not surprised about Taylor Lorenz...

God damn. Leon Thomas seems to be on a new track like once a week. He's about to be the John Cena of R&B with this kind of workrate.

was playing cyberpunk and 2 guys died like this

Headlines like this are garbage. This decision doesn't even allow the EO to go into effect. It only looks like a "win" because they ruled that states aren't effected by the EO for similar reasons as to why it can't go into effect. Don't get tilted. Don't get distracted. He did not win this one.

"This will be an Economic D-Day..."

>WELL LET'S HOPE HE DOESN'T MAKE A VIDEO ESSAY

The pre-2016 world taught me not to trust the media to begin with, so I wasn't surprised when: - NYT/WSJ/etc. pushed the "MAGA culture shift", cheered on violence against protesters along with a lot of other transgressions. - UK Media cheered the death of Jason Arday. - ESPN ran PR for Ballmer.

Today I'm starting the De'Zhaun Stribling Challenge. For every Stribling TD in the regular season, I will make a meatball sub and eat it.

Imagine Dragons is what people act like Nickelback is and they frankly deserve all the smoke instead because Dan Reynolds is incredibly pretentious whereas Nickelback is just a regular Butt Rock band.

I really don't understand the narrative about Hong supposedly being projected to win when rhe only reason she seemed to be ahead was because nobody had any real party backing going in. Like I didn't even hear about the other candidates once and they seemed to vacuum up a chunk of the votes.

This whole sunscreen thing just kinda illustrates that a lot of these writers at big publications have the same level of intelligence, self-awareness and emotional control as the worst gaming magazine writers of the 90s and 00s. The veneer of prestige truly continues to erode in the 20s.

Schrödinger's douchebag, but it's really just this:

Aw hell naw. Trumpflation is getting truly ridiculous.

These are dark times on the net with that Perez Hilton video getting passed around.

Y'know as much Comics Unleashed sucks ass. I can't be mad at Byron Allen for figuring out loopholes in the rules of the game and fleecing the network execs.

Might seem small. But Dave Weigel and electionsjoe keeping their one word bits going is a bit of comforting consistency in the nation during these trying times.

This might make somebody mad. But that's rich coming from China. The country whose people were doing this kind of thing everywhere else until Xi started complaining about the negative PR.

Sometimes I wonder if Kiwi Farms is but a mirror of the internet itself. A window into it's inner darkness.

Over on the other site they're talking about a "migrant crisis" in Spain happening on Ceuta. So I looked to see how far people had to swim to get there. Can someone tell me why Spain controls a piece of land on the landmass of Africa?

One reason you'll want to stomp music critics in the nuts is that while Phil Collins was trashed for a chunk of his output in the 80s, Tones and I was praised for Dance Monkey. This is not a joke.

How it feels to watch the MLS All-Star Game for fun...

Here's one thing that you should consider for MLS vs. The Prem. How many real niggas and Mexican homies will you see hanging in the crowd at a Prem match? Close to none. Therefore MLS > Prem

Somehow Shadman returned.

This is the ultimate piece of Dodgers slander. Who cares about crappypitchers complaining about Pride Night, when the Dodgers did this shit?

The one time that Pat McAfee seemed to actually have his feelings hurt was he realized that the backlash to this wasn't superficial or anything that he could try to ignore. His legit started posting through it, in fact.