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I just saw the darkest electronic billboard. It looked like someone turned night shift/eye shield on for the display. 😆

lol do I really wanna spend $1k per year I've been alive for next year's birthday extravaganza? You so expensive, England. It's for Frank, though. ❤️‍🩹

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

Idk how I did it, but I scratched my glasses directly in the center of my line of vision. Annoyed.

This interaction is still sticking with me. It's probably something innocent like his mom must wear a full face of makeup when she leaves the house, but I took it as he's learning at a young age that woman must wear makeup to attract a man. I know it's not this serious. He just said a kid thing.

I was at a trunk or treat event sunday and a little boy grabbed candy from my table. His friends around him were looking at our wares and he was just staring at me. When everyone was done he told me I forgot something. "What did I forget?" "You forgot to wear lipstick." 👀

Pretty 🌕

I'm aware, Toast.

If Diet Dr Pepper tastes exactly like regular Dr Pepper, why does Dr Pepper Zero Sugar exist?

So mercury retrograde and the full moon have me ready to jump out of my skin. Cool cool. This is why I can't tolerate bs anymore. 🤘

For someone who claims to be virtuous you sure do love judging people. How is your judgement more virtuous than the crimes you feel others commit? I have learned to remove myself from my thoughts on the actions of others. I don't need to say what I'd do differently, I'm not living their life.

::Grav3yard Girl sippy sippy gif::

"You shouldn't be traveling the world while depressed." Thanks for being the judgemental happiness police. 😡

My ex wants to give me everything I want just to keep me. He should've thought about that five years ago.

I wasted my whole 30s and nearly the entire first half of my 40s on someone to tell me it's time for what I want. It never happened. The moonlighter got snipped three years ago. He's also 2 years older than the guy I just mentioned.

He's 36. He feels like a creep talking to girls 10 years younger, but he knows his chances at a family with an older woman are not great. I almost cried hearing him be in the same position I was at his age. I really thought me and my ex were going to eventually have kids.

"So you and the moonlighter. That's really a thing?" Yeah. Instead of asking why he asked, he decided to try to cheer me up out of my depression talking about how he's wasted 18 years on his ex.

The P-Bruins DJ playing "Why Can't We Be Friends" during a fight 😆😍 Now "Let's Get It On" I'm in love lmfao 😆😆

Watching my fave romantic comedy/nic cage movie. 🥰

At dinner at an italian restaurant and the couple near me is def on a first date. She barely ate her chicken alfredo he ate the entire pizza. She had a glass of wine, he had water. He's paying. Both judged me for eating my entire plate of shrimp and broccoli and the cheese garlic bread appetizer.

I miss when I could buy ticketmaster tickets from Macy's.

I changed the names of my devices (my kindle is still named PADD even though I can't add new things to it anymore) and it's oddly freeing. Feeling like a new weirdo. 🥰

Who would've thought MapQuest would be my go to alternative to Google Maps (even works with Android Auto!)

Yes, train, I feel you going by. It's nearly 1am, get off your horn.

It's not like that message just triggered three different memories at the same time or anything. 😬🤦‍♀️😮‍💨😞

My oldest niece keeps calling my ex "uncle ex", which is behavior I always corrected while he was around (he's not your uncle, he's just "ex") Now I'm wondering why she didn't think I had a boyfriend, knew I wasn't married, but still calls this dude uncle. 😬

I want to hear why this silly line in this 15 year old song makes you whimsical. What were you listening to after you broke up with your ex? What did you hyperfixate on the last time you were happy? What songs still hype you up? I want to learn about you through the music that speaks to you. ❤️‍🩹

One of the last times I was in the moonlighter's car we were talking and the mix CD started playing Jimmy Eat World. I started quoting Konstantine. For real though, I just want to go back to the easy days of sitting in a car, getting to know someone, bonding over whatever music we play.

Someone can just enjoy someone else's company without it meaning anything more.

Attempting to not let my mind overthink the groundskeeper. He was honest and direct without being prompted to be either of those things. I feel if I ever need more clarification that I can just ask and he won't play coy.

We watched the lost boys, house of 1000 corpses, and creepshow 2 tonight. I'd seen the middle story of creepshow 2 before, decades ago, and never knew where it came from. Now I know. :)

This was in response to our wednesday convo. He apologized for blowing me off at the time, so I told him that I just like hanging out with him and want to keep doing it. He said he likes hanging out with me as well. 😊

He also told me about his best female friend. He says he calls himself her invisible friend. She lives less than 30 mins away. He's known her for 20+ years NGL, my eyes welled up when he said that. If he said he's a figment of her imagination I might've stopped hanging out with him on the spot.

Hanging out with the groundskeeper again tonight. He apologized for being aloof and said that he doesn't want me thinking he's a jerk. I'm not used to a self aware emotionally unavailable man apologizing for anything! 🤯

"He sounds like a man who doesn't know what he wants." Curious as to what makes you think he deserves the title of man 😆 Also, even more curious to learn what you, also male, wants.

Phew. Didn't get pulled over, but he did leave the lot after I did.

Hm. Thinking I'm about to be pulled over. Wasn't speeding, not drunk, but I have been idling in a public parking lot for two hours. 😬 ::attempts to leave::

You're looking for eu dual citizenship? 1) 😬 2) I'm American and can't help you there. Weird request for a significant other.

Ugh. Gotta trade 3 pokemon to complete a research task. 😫

Oooo hearing the original what a girl wants version in the wild out to dinner with fam. youtu.be/TUiBSszpHIY

Sad. Give me back my google assistant. I don't want gemini. 😭

I've been feeling very impatient lately, and I don't like it, and I WANT IT TO STOP RIGHT NOW.

This Placebo version of Running Up That Hill is 🔥🔥🔥

I know Craig David, but I didn't know Ronan Keating (take that?) had solo stuff, and while I am familiar with Robbie Williams, idfk this song.

I think that because I listen to more UK based music than I thought I did that when I asked YouTube Music for an early 2000s playlist it just assumed I knew what was popular in the UK during that time.

Bacardi! It was some orange flavored drink. Dude. That was my shit when I wasn't driving and was at a local show (I rarely didn't drive back then. Still that way now.)

Man I didn't even drink when I was younger, unless you count the zima and smirnoff ice I used to drink. What was that orange clear girly drink in that glass bottle I used to drink? God I'm glad my first cell phones didn't have cameras 😆😆