Kalyber

Today a man i knew 30 yr ago told me he’s always liked me, that I was fun and he liked my vibe. I blocked him. Not because of a compliment but because it was an aside to the longest Islamophobic rant FB messenger has ever seen. I don’t have time for hateful ignorance. Browbeating doesn’t chg ♥️&🧠.

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Health care costs for workers are set to jump 8.2% next year, the biggest spike in 20+ years. Why? Healthcare conglomerates are jacking up prices after Republicans cut health care funding. The fix: Elect Dems who will break up Big Medicine and reverse the cuts.

We’ve had that point in the year, where the desire to stay warm and cozy in bed fights with the need to pee every morning.

The world is on fire and I’m outta marshmallows.

Wildly original. Let’s dress her up and have her pose like Madonna but give her a cigarette.

Watch your words, I know your audience. Take me out, means something totally different to a crush and a hitman.

This not how this works. That’s how any of this works.

Nation’s Dumbest is such a guilty pleasure.

Looking for collage materials in old time magazines. Nixon looks like Jimmy Carr or Jimmy Carr looks like Richard Nixon. #jimmycarr

Hey kettle you’re black. — sincerely pot

Watching Avengers Endgame and the idea of losing so many lives hits differently after a deadly pandemic.

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Watching Avengers Age of Ultron and thinking like an insurance assessor. The amount of property damage is stunning.

As a heat wave rolls across the nation I just want to remind you that the best sunblock is a building. Enjoy your holiday.

Why am I not surprised?

In 1981, I was a naïve Catholic school girl when my mom took me to see Mel Brooks’s "History of the World, Part I" The opening scene was confusing, but the movie was hilarious and highly quotable. I knew no one I went to school with would understand phrases like, “Oh, piss boy!” Maybe you do.

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Some days gratitude is harder than others. My bank account may be empty but my bills got paid and there is food in the house. I ❤️ my kid.

Giving someone a raise then cutting 2 days from their schedule is not helping them.

Took my son shopping last night. He needed shorts. While he was trying on clothes, I looked at the prices in women’s wear. Groceries are expensive, but I can’t lose weight because clothes are more expensive and I can’t afford a new wardrobe.

I didn’t expect tears at the end of the final episode of Stephen Colbert show, but here I am blubbering.

These are not the files anyone is interested in — release the Epstein files!

Oh no.

You know that feeling when your really comfy, about to dose off then remember you have to get up for some reason — that’s anti-hygge

I don’t do movies reviews but it you are looking for a sweet film that will make you miss lost loved ones Netflix’s Nonnas is really good.

I started a substack. I realize I’m probably screaming into the void but it felt good to write again. open.substack.com/pub/kalyber/...

Is anyone else struggling with the “good box” issue. Cleaning up after the holidays (and the neglected mess of 2025) and finding a lot of good boxes. I hate to let them go, they are such good boxes.

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WTAF?

It’s the creepy part of the game when the game looks at you.

Florida wants to get rid of all vaccine mandates. No childhood vaccinations that have kept people safe for decades. Politicizing public health will not end well. Remember when bugs bunny sawed Florida off the map — we need him back.

What dumb fuckery doth this day bring?

The Steves - Miller and Bannon - probably pulled the wings off butterflies as kids.

It’s the middle of the night and I am trying to sleep but I have Ralph’s World’s coffee song running through my head. M. O. M. M. Y. Needs C. O. F. F. E. E. I don’t even drink coffee and here. I am singing about caffeine while trying to sleep. Sometimes I hate my brain.

If someone who uses sign language to communicate has a tremor, is it like they have a stutter? Why do these thinks even enter my brain space?

The tyrant is Trump's boss. That's what differentiates him.

July 17, 2025 jessicalaynewarnermcdonald Jessica Warner McDonald @jessicamcd.bsky.social

Tonight is my dog’s last night. Her lungs are full of fluid. The noise of her breathing woke me up. I had heard that sound before, that gurgle sounded like a water bong. If she does not pass on her own tonight we will take her to the vet in the morning so she does have to suffer.

Duh! Drill baby drill conservatives who don’t believe in climate change were not his customers.

How can we increase the birth rate in the US? Universal healthcare. Make education, daycare, housing, and nutritious food Affordable I know young people who want children, but don’t know how they could afford to care for them in this country at this time.

President Trump signed a bill having to do with “woke AI“. So I went to AI and I asked what is that. This is what I was given as a TL:DR AI doesn’t lean left or right—it leans toward not being a lawsuit magnet. But yeah, sometimes the line between cautious and condescending gets blurry.

Anybody remember the movie Idiocracy? I think this is how it begins.

The American people have the right to know, word for word, what's in Trump's Budget Bill. Dems have forced a full reading on the floor and I'm streaming all of it on YouTube.

🤯 Paul Giamatti and I have the same birthday (I’m actually 2 years old) and 2” taller. WHAT?🤯

Why are there ads at mass? Pope mobile by Ford? Come to Binny’s and get your altar wine, altar vodka, or altar tequila?

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