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Watching the final 15 minutes of AGT without having seeing a single second of the season is quite a ride

Got a bath, took a car ride, went hiking in the woods, saw lots of deer, squirrels, and a very close raccoon encounter. Now unconscious

It is so utterly enraging to be a person with a functioning memory

Eyelid mite medicine commercial was not on my bingo card

My work has no power the Friday before a long weekend. We are in hell

Top 10 dog activity Giving a good head scratch while whispering "Who's a good dog? You are!"

Stingray Robb trying to block the entire damn field today

Phoebe Bridgers -- War Pigs(to the tune of Lost Boys)

Incroyable

What's important about election results is that we're all certainly not conditioned to expect immediate gratification

Land O' Lakes "Spread" -- did a double take this morning

Hey, evidence of a crime! Someone should do something about that

The first screening with a decent seat for The Odyssey 70mm was August 1st but it's nice to have something to look forward too!

Our campground neighbor(Canada) is filling our campsite(The Midwest) with non stop smoke. WIBTA if I asked them to kindly stop?

Being mostly ignorant of a sport's rules greatly increases it's viewing pleasure

David Matthews Band

Volunteering to be *guy laying down having a lil' nap* behind the free kick wall

I would like to know how many cameras at the world cup are on dedicated "hot lady in crowd" duty

This brings me joy

Soccer but only shootouts

It's nice their uniforms are so drastically different

Video game ass goal, you love to see it

There should be a business like those "break stuff rooms" but for yelling at idiots.

I bought cheese in a vivid dream the other night and was actually upset when it wasn't in my fridge in the morning

The entire GOP should be in prison

To the guy riding a moped around shitless wearing a Davy Crockett hat grinning like an idiot -- Hell yeah

Same idea

I went to McDonalds the other day and every single one of their ordering screens was unreadable due to damage

Today was a good day

The Confederacy never stopped fighting

Sometimes sports announcing is just saying a player's name in a really cool way, and I get it

It's May the 4th today, so to celebrate all that is Star Wars I will turn on my PS5 to supposedly watch a Star War but end up watching random youtube videos while also on phone or playing Mass Effect 2 until bedtime

This is like me seeing that a shipment is late at work, and destroying my dispatch software and all email documents backing it up so I can no longer see a problem!

Getting pretty dang good at making pizza

Today I saw the phrase "Jelly Roll World Cup song" and my brain melted a little bit

What. . . . in the fuuuuuuuuuck?

Thinking about spending some quality time in my basement around 8pm tonight

I had a dream last night where I was the caretaker for a baby penguin, and that damn thing kept wriggling away I mean, my day was pretty interesting but NO idea where that came from

Man, DDR5 Ram is going to be so cheap in a couple months(hopefully)

I made a corned beef Rueben and watched youtube Rueben videos while eating it the other day. Truley Rueben-maxxing

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed...This is not a way of life...it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.” -Dwight Eisenhower 1953

This is the way

Gmail just added more AI bullshit and offered me a fully complete response to an email from my mom. I cannot express how much I hate this AI insanity