Karlpybara🦥

October #promosky 🦇 Hi, I'm Karl, 35, french-canadian⚜️ MDNI, anti-AI, bigots can fuck off if you follow me, expect: 🦠complaints about my chronic illness 🐈posts about my orange cats causing trouble 🍵talks of witchcraft & herbalism 💻mentions of movies & video games 🪴random post-edible high thoughts

Embarrassing confession: I still don't understand how computers (and other technologies) work. Like I get that it's code, but I can't seem to grasp how the code can do that.

Started watching Carrie (2026) and so far the thing that shocked me the most is finding out in the US they have "Homeroom" and "Study Hall"? The concepts of those class times sounds insane & completely useless to me😐

democrats could have a huge win and take back the government with ease, but instead they shoot themselves in the foot by doing a bunch of anti-trans campaign ads why do they love losing so much???

I fear the day where early 2000s "fashion" makes a comeback. That era was the worst thing to ever happen to clothes. I don't trust anyone wearing JNCO pants, and I pray that someone will throw those pants in the garbage, ideally with the person still wearing them.

we can make that number go higher

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

picking up my first prescription of (low dose) t-blockers tomorrow

Such as the realm of unenforced terms of service? Ruled by the fascist king Asmongold, who's mission is to ruin WoW for anyone who doesn't share his unhinged beliefs. Seriously Blizzard, ban this fucking prick already! Enough is enough.

Post the: Last movie you saw 🎬 Last game you played 🎮 Last show you watched 🖥 Last song you listened to 🎧

where do I apply to become a bog witch? forest goblin would work too

please tell me I don't need this purse/bag I want to buy it so bad ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Happy indigenous peoples day!

another reason why Dan Levy is great!

every day this week, I took my edible around 8:30, but it would only kick in at like 4am way after I've went to bed. tonight I took it at 7:30. it kicked in at 8:00🫠

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

starting low dose t-blockers next week for my hair and I'm both excited and nervous🫠might indirectly help becoming more gender-ambiguous, which is a neat bonus, but knowing how I react to a lot of meds, I'm a bit worried about side-effects😵‍💫

Queen Hayley

ugh the projections point to a PQ majority government, meaning they'll most likely do a Quebec separation referendum in a couple of years, which will hopefully fail, but will still cost tens of millions of taxpayer dollars in the process...

yay election night, can't wait to find out which right-wing party will be in charge for the next 4 years and will keep to make peoples' lives worse🫠 #Quebec

new wolfenstein looks like shit

I need help finding names for the spider that lives above my shower & the two spiders who live in our building's stairwell🤔

the menu from a local restaurant makes bold claims "The best Chinese food in Quebec! Made by real Chinese!" They also offer combo meals for up to 1000 people??!

Steam Autumn Sale! You know what that means!

The World of Warcraft expansion after The Last Titan hasn't been revealed yet, but will most likely come out in 2030. You know what else is coming out that year? the new Starcraft game. What if the WoW expansion is a Starcraft cross-over?👀

digital works too, I just prefer physical

anyone has recommendations for artists who do physical painting commissions? I'm thinking of getting a cute little painting of me, my spouse, and our cats for our anniversary🥺

If we're going to live in a world where ads are thrown at us from all sides, can we at least have fun ads again? I miss the 90s/early 00s highly stylized, wacky, funny, weird ads. Also show me ads about actual physical products, not vague AI shit.

I wish I could be excited for voting today, but all the parties suck here I'm so tired of people...

At this point I'm convinced that the "Choosing Texas" charts numbers have been massively inflated by bots. I cannot begin to understand how that song would be THAT popular. Either that or the song is a psyop to push the population towards "American" music and values.

AHHHHH TONIGHT IS THE HARVEST MOON I FORGOT TO PREPARE MOON WATER JARS

met our new landlady yesterday, she reassured us that nothing will change, our rents wouldn't go up, no big renovations, no evictions. apparently making a profit isn't much of a concern to her, as her family is rich, and she just wants a few properties to pass down to her toddler when they're older.

how do people find the motivation to just...keep going? life just feels like endless suffering, with occasional tiny nice things sprinkled here and there. how do you ignore the bad to focus on the good when the bad is everywhere all the time?

nine games to get to know me👁️👅👁️ I need to play more games, but the one in the bottom right is taking most of my free time😞

sometimes I'm reminded that mutually-beneficial relationships (one might say friendship) between ravens & wolves exist and it makes me want to cry😭(also between tarantulas and frogs, but in that one the frog is more of a pet of the spider)

how does one consume anything guilt-free in this age of exploitation of nature, animals & humans?

when my current electronic devices eventually die, I'm tempted to just go tech-less, get a cheap flip phone and disconnect from everything...but also I have to spend most of my days in bed, what am I supposed to do without a computer/tv?🫠

every time my edibles kick in that stupid tiktok song pops into my head...🎵I took the drugs and the drugs are working, the drugs are working🎵

FUCK ED SHEERAN Free Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

this morning I saw a raven for the first time in person!

I had a thought. Previous generations had bright futures promised, catering an environment favourable for an embrace of delayed gratification. The world so unstable now, it's hard to envision a future for our lives; this explains why people are drawn to instant gratification.