Kat Aclyzmic

THIS. 👇👇👇

It’s gonna suck so bad when the dems take over and immediately start “reaching across the aisle” and “moving on” Sorry, but I’m calling it. They’re going to fuck us over.

Pedophiles stick together

IF that happened, it would be because Canteloupe Caligula started the fire in order to rape the baby. So yeah, we’d be mad.

I swear we’re like a week away from republican men giving each other blowjobs in the rally parking lots and dedicating them to dear leader.

Gosh. Another white man. What are the odds!?!

I’m calling it in. Gimme my million dollars bitches!!

Every day, they tell us what shallow, dishonest, stupid humans they are. And every day we are not supposed to notice.

Worst. Lipsync-for-your-life. Ever.

Yeah, I’ve completely given up on us. I’m just here to watch us burn. We deserve it.

Problem is they don’t answer to you… or to any of us. Their job is to make sure the corporate party stays in power. Nothing else.

I give it about a month until rapeublican men start sexually harassing each other in the name of true right wing patriotism

Bad news, xtians, the rapture happened on May 28, 2016. You’re what’s left.

So refreshing, finally! …a rapebublican crime that isn’t child predation.

Real talk

Time to dig up ol’ jim don’s folks. Literally if needed.

Oh we know what he does for josh hawley 😏

Thing is; being admonished for years and years that I am the problem has really made me want to become a problem. A real problem.

I miss when being racist was embarrassing

Like I can afford to shop

I dunno. I am still a little upset about that one time at Orange Julius. 🤔

Good thing we’re out of missiles or Orange Jesus would be starting 8 new wars. (The idiot is already “at war” with at least two of these).

The pathetic coward needs to lose more than that. White men are the problem. They always have been.

And I’m pretty sure it’s what will happen to this entire regime if by some miracle democrats do regain control someday. Bet.

Gotcha. First Whore of the US is also a russian asset. She’s a honey pot isn’t she?

When all your supporters are clambering for your next lie, you probably still have a shot.

He and his administration paved the way for all of this to happen. Thank you merrick milquetoast garland.

So apple, tree. That kind of thing.

Seriously 👇

❤️❤️❤️

The dishonesty is depressing

Thought I should repost the lemonade stand instructions

I hated Orange Jesus before he was a character in Home Alone 2. Where the fuck have y’all been!?!

Listen, if it’s wearing a suit; it’s the enemy.

Lady Lady G: “and that children is my dream for you. Parenting beyond age 11 is just commie coddling, anyway.”

No argument here…

Eh, fuck it, let em fly. This whole thing is fucked beyond repair anyway.

Just heard a woman say you can own the libs, or you can own a farm, but you can’t do both…

Companies haven’t been selling their actual products for decades. Best you can get from any american corporation is a cheap replica of the thing they claim to make.