Kate Holzemer

Christ, Bills.

Holy shit.

Extremely gross.

Joshua.

EW

I've got two lower bowl Sabres tix for today at 3. Free to a good home!

Oh Tyler Bass. You little scamp.

Ew gross

Lions, pull yourselves together.

I mean. I feel like they are spectacularly bad.

Hot damn

Are the Lions spectacularly bad?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHABAHABAGAHAHAAHAHAH. GO BILLSSASSSSSS

OUR BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY

Score another one, Josh. Plenty of time.

Who are those two scowly-faced matching ladies? Why are they so grumpy about it?

Our beautiful baby boy.

The Texans appear good at football.

You little sneakers...

Well that was nice.

I would like to congratulate my son's orchestra for scheduling the worst possible rehearsal schedule for watching Bills games. 3pm every Sunday is diabolical.

You know what I don't want? A bigger, foldy phone. In fact, I'd like to shrink my current phone to the size of a grain of sand.

This is the correct position.

Everyone hates you, Buckees.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT DOLLY NO

I don't want to read about Trump's weird new Ivanka-lite girlfriend. I don't want any of this.

My husband just put on Jets preseason football. He’s sick in the head.

Meta glasses are the cyber trucks of the face.

They're gonna shock their own dicks off.

I stood near AOC once, and she's breathtakingly beautiful. Much more than I understood from pictures. It might be impossible to be normal about her. Good luck out there, AOC.

I finally went ham on a poor guy answering the phone for Fabletics. I have tried to cancel my Fabletics membership 3 times now. One, two, three. I highly recommend never ever buying their mid-quality ugly ass leggings. #never

I think we should respect those two right wing recently-trans women who want to join the WNBA. Let's use their preferred pronouns and let them enter the draft. If there are teams in the league who want to hire them, let them do it.

I want this filthy drm off my ebooks. Why must we live in digital shackles?

I've been batting around the idea of going on a glp-1, and as a result I've been looking at the websites, and now my ad algorithm is ALL glp-1 ads. I'm talking ad after ad after ad. Why can't we just be normal?

I have an unusually tall and strong 12yo who is interested in weight lifting. Can anyone recommend a trainer in Buffalo, NY? I'd want someone who has experience with kids

Forward handspring.

I'm so excited that more than 30 people have been willing to donate to help my friend who lost his librarian job!! 💗 I would love to see a few more small donations (like $10 or $20) that let him know he has people who are rooting for him. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣

Both of my kids need multiple binders with “no metal rings” for school this year. This seems like a thing that doesn’t actually exist.

Why even tell us this? I have had it UP TO HERE with his near death experiences.