Kate

> file an ipo. do all the paperwork or whatever. dont make mistakes

After the first round elections, Congressman André Janones created a WhatsApp channel titled “Lula’s Army.” It ballooned to 10 million people following his commands on how to behave online to counteract Meta’s far-right-favouring algorithms. The right knows how to use socials. We must learn, too.

(translating) oh hey you know how we caused a massive oil spill with worldwide damage yesterday? well don't worry! oil is only a small part of our business. and we're outta here anyway lol bye

i think nathan fielder should do a 3 hour documentary on the recent PHP vulnerability and call it "you can free() everything"

btop is insane. it's the only TUI I'm aware of that has fog of war for vertical lists

October 1 - What remains of a fence board.

Oh dear. I think the «no patches for end of life» decision might’ve been a mistake.

i rawdogged a pack of rice cakes judge me

auditing my code for security vulnerabilities (grepping it for 4)

Alice, playing a song to Bob, uses 4

boys! i got the biological male flu

women love to write a compiler

i was in screwfix today and somebody was using AI to decide what paint to buy

man i wish i had a car that could drive upside down and would also explode

sometimes i like to have one of Those conversations. the kind that happen only on the internet

working on some static analysis for unused subs. and oh my brain

i thought this was under appreciated ...

(meeting someone in Glasgow) i'm by the dead seagull outside greggs

i left X because it wasn't home any more. if you don't build a new home together, it slowly gets worse and worse, and then one day your old home will be intolerably bad and then you got nowhere to go

i got a 3d printer, how do i stop printing little fucking boats

𝘣𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘬𝘺

I think if you conceptualize sheep as being a wooly layer surrounding a sheep-y core both of fixed density, you can infer that in some places the core is very small or the wool layer is huuuuge or both

THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR _RUST COMPILER_ - i brought to my own _TokenStream_ - sell me this _opsem_ - who legally _owns_ this value? - let me speak to the optimizer directly - where do you keep the _rare types_ - don't be a _hero_