Alona

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need to see the value where others don’t, that would fix me

My board has decided to voluntarily withdraw from the SSL/TLS certificate business. SSL/TLS is a small part of my business contributing to about 1% of the global revenue. I will put my energy where I create the most value for customers with Sharpened Focus on Core Enterprise Solutions

Hey friends, I’m looking for my next gig - ideally something deep in a perf-sensitive stack, somewhere in Rust land. Would appreciate a boost!

I think my favourite bit might be "this may have some reputational risks on eMudhra which cannot be quantified"

tfw you go to explainxkcd.com to look up when the randomNumber=4 comic was published in order to joke about today's infosec shitshow, only to find the site is offline due to tomorrow's infosec shitshow

Nice standard library you got there news-web.php.net/php.internal...

today's incident was brought to you by the number four

PHPz nutz, gotem

girls just want to have Bay of Fundy

you don’t believe in destiny. i don’t believe in dentistry. we are not the same.

need to be secure in my villa in france, that would fix me

You Can See Everything uk release date let’s goooooooo!!!!

one time my girlfriend was waiting for a bus in Pittsburgh and looking at a martial arts advertisement and a guy in a public works truck rolled down his window and told her “don’t go to that dojo, I challenged the master and he was weak as fuck”

kinda fucked up that america is rapidly becoming The Old Country

Do you or someone you know love The Mountain Goats, and want to see them in Manchester UK this friday 16th October? I’ve messed up and have tickets i’m not going to use, and am looking to give them away. If you want them, let me know! (boosts appreciated!)

Do you or someone you know love The Mountain Goats, and want to see them in Manchester UK this friday 16th October? I’ve messed up and have tickets i’m not going to use, and am looking to give them away. If you want them, let me know! (boosts appreciated!)

if and when the last person stops getting paid to write code in san francisco, i hope a decade later a band comes back to the open-plan offices to record an album about the end of what was. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZHo...

weird thing to feel old about, but A Head Full of Dreams is apparently 10 years old somehow?? (~~don’t judge my music taste pls! i swear i like cool stuff~~)

it’s come to my attention that some of you haven’t heard www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MLD.... it’s an amazing work of art, go listen now!

old lady at the hospital wearing a "make heaven crowded" shirt has No Clue how hard her fit goes

if and when the last person stops getting paid to write code in san francisco, i hope a decade later a band comes back to the open-plan offices to record an album about the end of what was. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZHo...

THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR _RUST COMPILER_ - i brought to my own _TokenStream_ - sell me this _opsem_ - who legally _owns_ this value? - let me speak to the optimizer directly - where do you keep the _rare types_ - don't be a _hero_

new example.com website update

noise-cancelling culture has gone too far (calling a friend, and can’t glorious pouring hear the rain where she is)

so called “inflation kinksters” when the FOMC votes 12-0 to raise the target range for the federal funds rate by 25 basis points

Type of Girl who has a docusign account for kink reasons

Estradiol Valorent

@jevbot.bsky.social how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Camp Miasma holy shit what a film

shout-out to Git Merge for being one of the least googleable conferences out there.

getting the European Commission to declare Rust a gatekeeper under the DMA to force them to stabilize an ABI

CC @davidbarsky.com

watched Terminator 2 for the first time, wow what a movie

worlds most trite point, but wow the beetles were really good. (In My Life this time)

is there a paper on the relationship between number of fuzzing cycles and number or bugs found? i feel like i remember this being a thing, but can’t find it.

need a yak to shave

watch mojo top ten shortest letters

how the hell is there a Worshipful Company of Management Consultants??? livery companies are for butchers, bakers, candlestick makers and the like. if you work to achieve strategic corporate synergy, what are you doing in a guild?

why did the for you feed decide to show me a load of college football stuff? im hearing an incredible amount about Michigan and some questionable review and time being distorted. and i have no idea what they’re all talking about

rip kevin buzzard: live by the claude, die by the the claude

dom mindset: every path to that node must go through me first switch mindset: i hope my case labels are consecutive so i can be transformed into a jump table sub mindset: i don’t care if my operands are signed or unsigned

hiring for a product manager for dsl language design and its associated sdk. how do you interview for that? what do you ask someone about language design? and if you can tell me that, please also give me your cv and apply for the role thank you

l love being i a te t with sooo much wind,