KatraHigher

Excited for North Korea to nuke us !!

The Secret Garden fan fiction

Ready to risk it all (get up off the chair)

lots of 🧊in Brooklyn and they detained one man any habeas lawyers that can go to federal plaza immediately before he’s sent to the 5th circuit I’m trying to get more info

Me every time I open any app

Not sure why I’m getting Medicare type ads in German on my YouTube …just joking I know why 😔

Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july

No one will believe this convo with my 4.5 year old just took place but it did: I just told Fritz “but in your dreams you can have anything you can sail to an island that’s all candy!” His answer was “my dreams will contain nothing - only concrete” 😔

Might finally get the Zassenhaus bread slicer

My favorite part of everything is trying to still work and be a mom while my innards are screaming

Can’t imagine having a kitchen without crackers

Finished with dinner

i’m sure it reflects well on the sociopolitical climate that the overwhelming response to seeing a bunch of tech leaders on a girder hundreds of feet in the air is “Push Them All Off”

Schools are closing in nyc for several days bc the flu is so rampant right now. Everything great

They should make a winter that doesn’t dry out your entire body into powdered husk

Forgot to post. The good news is, that’s a good thing

Shazam didn’t recognize the Russian opera I was listening too I’m devastated

More like Larry Winters

Me heading into the finance district this morning

At last it’s dried bloody snot season once again 🙏

I’m a aloof wife

Urgent @kateneely.bsky.social

explained the grocery's unexpected sale on lobster (and our subsequent lobster dinner) by shouting gleefully at my wife "HANNAFUHD'S DISTRIBUTAH FUCKED UP THEYH LOBSTA ORDA" which is what Eliza Doolittle would learn to say if My Fair Lady took place in new hampshire

Snacking on kimbap at 10:30pm on a Sunday night before the work week to gain extra powers

Papa brushing her teeth

Finishing the bag of candy corn now

Halfway through an entire Brachs bag of candy corn I’m not well

This photo got only 2 likes on twitter. I’m going to be pressing charges

Because I trained in ballet growing up, if you say, “& again!,” I’m helpless. I’ll just do whatever again. Pretty sure this will be my undoing.

Gramt Plampter

I don’t know what you guys are up to tonight but over here…

Anybody can interact

Bring back spooky “KEEP OUT!” signage as Halloween decor

Nothing I love more than a decade and a half of rotting my brain on website

Everyone already makes fun of New York constantly as they should. Nothing is off limits I welcome anything

It’s troubling, but I’ve considered starting a dust buster / vacuum cleaner collection

CBS News will now be a megaphone for the country's most vicious crusader against free speech, and the most relentless propagandist of far-right disinformation. Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.

Now that you mention it, why do we even have human beings at all. What a waste of resources we are! We should all just lay very still on the ground until we’re dead.

Forcing my 4 year old to watch Charlie Chaplin

The Riyadh comedy beheadings will be fun

My son has told me this is “a café with a tower of pumpkins out front”

Stupid to dunk on posts yes, but I loathe this with every fiber of my being. Even good normal Americans are just so idiotic sometimes

Watch Eddington instead

Being punished for not posting enough

Happy I can continue to watch Alien Earth

Shit I’m positing about bugs again on the TL.