Sean Thomason

Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."

Cheesecake Factory is the most American thing because nothing about it makes sense, from the name to the decor to the menu, but there's a lot of it and you can't deny you kinda want it.

Peanuts after dark.

Jerry Garcia did music for the movie Deathsport: confirmed.

Watched this last night as a backer and it was absolutely hilarious. The boys are 2 for 2 with these new MST3Ks

Peanuts after dark.

We all know it already but it’s still worth saying: the president is filth.

I'm glad Airbnb banned checkout chores, I didn't read the fine print and for six years I've been working as an indentured servant to a couple who own a funky mid-century modern 2 bed 1 bath in Joshua Tree.

Thank you, Tom. RIP

Mull harder bitch, I’m reloading.

Sometimes when I take my contacts out at night it feels so good it’s like damn, what idiot put these things in my eyes in the first place.

Tonight, Yoda has achieved the dignified medical assistance in dying he spent his life lobbying for.

People laugh now about how that early silent film with the train coming right at the audience made them panic, but it actually did kill a few dozen people.

“Next he’ll want to change New Mexico to New America” feels like a bottom-tier comment that’s been made 4,000 times on boomer facebook groups.

Dudes who tuck the tops of your ears under the sides of your baseball cap: I don’t judge you, but I am confused by your choices.

I’m very unskilled and unknowledgeable as a baseball fan but one thing I’m great at is leaving the bar just as the vibes turn rancid.

At least we all get to be alive at the same time as Evil Dead 2.

Out on a walk we passed a cat being walked on a leash and I heard my dog whisper “my culture is not your costume.”

Ah, fresh discourse about why men aren't doing enough reading. Complex issue. Maybe it's that most people have gotten too rock stupid to make it through an email without help.

Remember 20 years ago when Trump said Iran could nuke Los Angeles and San Diego.

I’m gonna need John Smoltz to stop saying “chaos” so much.

Shohei Ohtani and I both recently got haircuts and wear New Balance shoes. Probably many other similarities, as well.

It’s wrong to execute someone on a livestream. It’s also wrong to execute someone in a hidden private room in some shameful little ritual. Tbh it’s wrong to kill people in general, seems like there should be a rule about that somewhere, maybe in religion.

Old man reading an actual newspaper alone at the diner… you may not know it but you are the last remaining anchor holding our world together.

Chillin’ casually with a coworker.

Nice article about the making of our new MST3K eps, even quotes me and includes a photo of me (working in the shadows, where I belong). variety.com/2026/tv/news...

The first of our new MST3K episodes is out, and people seem to be very much digging it. Dancing the jella-jella-fish and whatnot. This feeling... is it joy? www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-sting-...

the first new MST3K episode is out: "Sting of Death," with a poster I drew! I also designed and drew the frame they're using for all the posters www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-sting-...

Loved seeing this in the theatre and it remains totally great.

Just watched the new #MST3K, absolutely knocked it out of the park! So happy for these guys, AND we learned a new animal based dance craze?? Thanks for the amazing return @rifftrax.com!

Linus, the original Mr. Autumn Man.

Nice review of our new MST3K, first ep available online tomorrow! They call it an Absolute Banger, like in that old quote, "Absolute banger bangs absolutely."

Sports culture is all about the enduring dignity of the American male. That’s why all the ads are for gambling apps and boner pills.

So long to Jim Bakker, a minor character from Bloom County.