Kristy Baxter

My default vibe Bill Brandt undated Cornell University Collection

Incredible stuff happening on goodwill dot com

FAMILY FALLOUT SHELTER, 1960, Charlton Press, Inc., Derby, Connecticut. The father looks a little like George 'Goober' Lindsey.

Nicola Barker = Cassandra

Sorry this isn't really relevant but I do enjoy the existence of a builder named Paul Schwinghammer

Me when it's not pizza night vs me when it is pizza night

Little spooky delights at the cafe

I kind of want to go to this. I need pop-punk Garfield songs and a lasagna splash zone in my life

Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent

When an off the rack mitre just won't do

Why did they call them STDs and not Fucking Diseases

An abundant of belly spots x2

At the doctor and they're getting constant spam/scam calls, so many that they've started answering the phone "Pennsylvania Fraud Department"

It's like 10,000 nugs when all you need is a tot

Would go Would probably have a terrible accident trying to skate in some floofy dress

Ah fuck I've had this exact conversation

No one really prepares you for the part of middle age where you start relating to The Lockhorns

It's from oxknit, in case anyone here wants to wear an adorable spooky cat shirt and have everyone tell you how adorable it is www.oxknit.com

Wore this shirt for the first time today and man is it a compliment magnet

just a reminder that one reason alt text is cool as hell is: if the website is breaking and the images aren't loading, you can still enjoy the image posts with alt text

Tips to help you through Autumn: - weather proof your top-hats and fanciful wigs - sew a Victorian whaler's widow Halloween costume - plant enchanted bones as a ghost fence - leave offerings of rum for the twig witch - learn to live in darkness

Perfection

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Your sleep paralysis demon has big plans for you

Blep

Oh shit my Uber is here

He stole my heating pad

Peekaboo

Tomorrow at 6:30 pm

Teef. We all need more pictures of cat teef. What I do is a public service

Posting tips for women on how not to get murdered according to Dateline NBC. Will update with more tips 1. Don’t go on a boat with a man 2. Don’t go on a hike with a man 3. Don’t go near a hot tub or bath tub with a man.

Anyone else seeing double or is it just me

We've got a locally famous dog who has a statue, but he's been around much longer than the early oughts and even had a cameo in Slapshot www.visitjohnstownpa.com/whats-happen...

UPDATE: the face of victory

The face on this guy

When the food drops

"A bat-shaped night light, circa 1930, now housed at the Musée Le Secq des Tournelles in France."

Just an entire fucking mood

A journalist writes an article with her ex.

Partial lunar eclipse baybee

August 26, 1933

Name your favorite Bob This is English Bob, The Duck of Death

My little Sunshine Boys