Keith

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

My friend the fundies want the end of the world. Saying Trump is the anti-christ just gets them harder

My feed is filled with this story and Im here for it

Oh no, so sorry to hear this. I loved The Maxx so much

I'm just gonna be sad for a while

@bdowney.bsky.social wait wat

So, if you are a time traveler with limited range, do you go back and assassinate Lowtax or moot? 🤔

Los Angeles is waiting for our Mamdani

Dead Kennedys more relevant than ever

Shouldn't all these AI commercials use AI actors and AI music? Be true to yourself!

Addendum: www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

We’re now a country thats ok with a president that rapes kids. We’ve been a country that has known this has been going on for decades and no one tried to stop it. I ‘m so sorry

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

The rare misfire from @jamellebouie.net Just dont talk about Star Wars on social media! Its not worth it! You could be doing anything else!

Thanks for checking in South Pasadena

Whoever came up with this “hi, we’re a contractor in your neighborhood” text spam needs to be shot into the sun

Me rn

You can’t shame the shameless

Daytime playoff baseball is the best. I say take it further and play the World Series during the day as well.

The real singularity is that at one point in the future we will all be a gambling ad

When i worked for a crypto gaming company they wanted everything done on the chain. When I built that system me and my team were replaced with another that just used a database and faked the results.

Ages ago when I interviewed at Amazon someone said “We only hire people who are better than who works here” and I said “Well that must make everyone who works here feel like shit”. I did not get the job and now don’t own a boat.

Listen friends. I wish I was born with no soul like this man. I could make so much money

Every time I open a support ticket with a service provider and AI responds it a) never helps and b) kills me inside

Umm @sickoscommittee.org Baylor just had one of the best punts I've ever seen

Every time I go on this Jurassic World wild things go horribly wrong! When will Gavin Newsom do something?

Our only hope is that most of the money stolen goes to grifters and not actual concentration camps

It’s common knowledge that the best way to start a movie is 3 plus minutes of exposition, including randomly killing a character. Its like Mamet says “Tell, don’t show”

what, the actual, fuck? futurism.com/microsoft-bo...

Bluesky is the only platform where I'm not bombarded with AI slop... www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWpg...

Me in the spring: I love hearing all the baby birds in the nests around the house Me in the summer: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BIRD SHIT

Pantera’s follow up album wasn’t nearly as good

Me: I have no more need for social media, it’s just the worst Me, later going to the bathroom: well now what do I do?

I always wonder how people think this country was founded

I’m fighting toxic masculinity by telling my friends that I love them. But not too loud, don’t want people to hear

The new AI push should clearly be referred to as "Web 4.0" (derogatory)

it's pretty insane our laws are being made by people who are ashamed that they go to highway rest stops to hook up

Commute today was unbearable, but it was worth it

Ok now I get why people don’t like Newsom

Kareem can hit you with the truth about racial equality and carry Bill Walton's up and down the court www.latimes.com/sports/dodge...

Placing bets on a baseball game in early April has to be the most degenerate forms of gambling

Trying to figure out if this helps me get Irish citizenship, for reasons…