Kelly O’C

To be clear, I am a GLOBAL CITIZEN first and foremost. American citizen will always be 2nd to that. 🌎🌍🇺🇸

The right to vote is one of the most fundamental parts of our democracy. Check your voter registration at IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early or on Election Day on November 3.

FUN FACT: Michigan can win every game for the rest of the season and they STILL WON’T BE UNDEFEATED #WesternMichiganWon

Western Michigan definitely got f*****. That was some blatant bs

Hey @mapquest.com I don’t mean to be weird, but I totally have a crush on you 😘

Omg as I was posting I got another one that started out with “IS YOUR PHONE OFF?!”

Also…these texts are brazen af. They’re like “HEY!!YOU NEVER ANSWERED US!!!” Or like “I GUESS YOU’RE A TRUMP SUPPORTER NOW…SAD!” It’s actually hilarious

Dolly 😞💔🫶📖🦋🦄🌈 #RIPDollyParton

I will vote for WHOEVER can make spam political texts disaFUKINGppear. Seriously. Anyone.

Netflix documentary and/or true crime recommendations?

In what world is the CURRENT president’s former PERSONAL lawyer allowed to head up the DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE??!!! Oh this world? Cool cool cool cool cool COOL. #ToddBlanche

Dear Marketing people: 1) Starting your garbage text with “Michael! Don’t delete this text!” is a sure fire way to guarantee that I can’t delete the text fast enough. 2) I’M NOT MY HUSBAND 🙄🤬

Kentucky Voter on Mitch McConnell: Your retirement is long overdue. Give it up. We don't want you. You're not representing us well, so don't represent us at all.

I have NEVER in my entire fucking life🤬🖕

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of Stare were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

Get the fuck outta here 🥱🙄🤥

I need to smile. Show me your pets🙏 (No *trouser snakes* pls!! I’m not falling for that again…)

Good lord, I can hear (and smell) this gif

After 44 years of careful analysis, it is my professional opinion that: 1. I’m a negative thinker when it comes to matters affecting myself 2. I’m a positive thinker when it comes to matters affecting those around me that I love and care about. Gotta fix 1.

I wanna go back in time like 20 yrs ago and tell my maga parents that Donald Trump is going to be their political hero in the future. I wanna experience THAT level of humor-fueled outrage from them. I really do.

Dear Aliens/UFO/UAPs- We’re ready for the takeover. Please come get us and/or take control of Earth. We clearly lost our way a while back, but sh** is just STUPID outta control now.

Allergies can take a long walk off a short effing pier

Hillary was right. Deplorable. All of em.

Who TF would ever see the words *Tuna Melt* on a menu and be like, “mmmm yes, I’ll have THAT” 🤷‍♀️🤢

Absolutely! MN didn’t take the bait✌️

Weird to try to insult me by calling me “WOKE”. That’s literally not an insult 🤷‍♀️ C’mon, do better!

There’s a hundred percent chance I will be a complete shut-in when I’m an old lady

Inject this into my veins!! #superbowllx

No, you will NOT mess with my voting rights. Understand that I will absolutely fight you, ok? I. WILL. FIGHT. YOU.

I truly & honestly don’t get why people get so offended when they hear someone speaking another language. Do you think they’re talking about you or something? Are you that egotistical? I go to comm. college, and I LOVE hearing the other languages spoken all around campus. Beautiful! 🇺🇸❤️🇲🇽🇩🇴🇨🇺🇳🇵🇸🇴🇪🇹🇺🇦🇵🇭🇻🇳🌎🌍🌏

I stand firm in my values/beliefs and support your right to stand firm in yours as well, even when we completely disagree.The problem is when your values/beliefs become law/policy for ALL OF US. Things like banning books and abortions. How bout YOU don’t read the book. YOU don’t get an abortion.

Me watching Aaron Rodgers absolutely tank in the playoffs 💅

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.” (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )

If I see the same goddamn HBO ad commercial thing one more time I might actually do something drastic. Like turn my TV off.

When I don’t recognize the person on my ring video doorbell…

I PASSED 2nd SEMESTER🩺!!! #nursingschool #futurenurse #finals #medsurg #HESIkiller

Red state, blue state, woke or fast asleep… we can all enjoy porch pirates getting what they *absolutely* deserve.

MILF!! (Man I love football 🏈)

It’s not the job of non-white races/ethnicities to educate us on how to NOT be racists. Figuring out how to not be racists is (rightfully) OUR responsibility. That shits completely on us because we created it in the first place. I don’t understand why “my people” don’t/can’t/won’t see that.

Yes please can anyone save war-torn Portland 🐸🦅🇺🇸🫡🙏😂😂😂😂 #PrayingforPortland #Ribbit

Nursing school is truly a unique and very specialized kind of 🔥HELL🔥

Chicago priest Father Michael Pfleger: "The state of emergency is in AMERICA, not Chicago. It's birthed from this president and his admin's reign of terror." ( ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social )