Ken Stachnik

Ken Stachnik

@kenstachnik.bsky.social

filmmaker, bread baker, gardener, and dog dad to Freddie Potatoes

243 followers312 following2K posts

Ken Stachnik
@kenstachnik.bsky.social

Seems bad

STAT@statnews.com

“'You Can See Everything' is a hilarious, thrilling, fascinating, beautiful piece of art. What it certainly is not is a documentary, and it’s dangerous to pretend that it is,” writes Theranos whistleblower Tyler Shultz. https://bit.ly/4Bk2nDJ

statnews.comI was a Theranos whistleblower. In ‘You Can See Everything,’ Elizabeth Holmes is still lyingA more accurate name would be “You Can See Everything That We Chose To Point The Camera At,”Theranos whistleblower Tyler Shultz writes.
Ken Stachnik
@kenstachnik.bsky.social

Put this in the Louvre

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social

this guy was one of the dopes who thought They Really Had Something There with the fake talarico story and this tweet will live in meme’dom like a dril tweet forever

Ken Stachnik
@kenstachnik.bsky.social

So for the last year I have been telling the elderly Indian man who works at the liquor store to watch RRR. Last night he did. His exact review "that movie was amazing" Just being a proud movie uncle.

Ken Stachnik
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The answer is they lie. Because it makes them money. It's really that simple. As yourself how much money you would take to say 1+1=8. Now you imagine you had a billion dollars.

Ken Stachnik
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Hey it's like Forrest Gump except the movie is good and the soundtrack is better

TCM Party@tcmparty.bsky.social

Coming up at 5:45pE: AMERICAN GRAFFITI (1973) Here's every song in the order it appears in the film! #TCMParty ^JW

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Caroline Haskins
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Airbnb is banning its hosts from making guests do things like “stripping the bed, taking trash offsite, or washing and putting away dishes.” The hosts....are not taking it well: www.wired.com/story/airbnb...

wired.comAirbnb Hosts Are Furious They Can No Longer Make Guests Do Their ChoresSome hosts are threatening to strike, while others are plotting ways around Airbnb’s new restrictions. Guests, meanwhile, are celebrating.
Ken Stachnik
@kenstachnik.bsky.social

If you wanna know how the hippies became the yippies became the yuppies, the entire story is Jon Favreau. It's literally the text book. Including Chef where we SCREAMS actually I'm authentic.

Ken Stachnik
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Also I love Chef, it's just so inauthentic cause look at every movie he made afterward. He did not start making Cubanos. He just made his own brand of Lava cake.

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Oscar Goff
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Replying to @theoscargoff.bsky.social

The case for Iñarritu as a mad genius auteur gets even flimsier when Ken Goddamn Russell is playing next door.

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Jessica Ritchey
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"You do that illustration of Prometheus getting his liver torn out?" "Sure did boss, really fucking sexy just like you asked." "Thank you, I am a closeted ad executive, and this is the only way I can safely access gay erotica." "Anytime, boss."

Todd Alcott@toddalcott.bsky.social

Here's an old-timey ad for a liver treatment, Hepatior, featuring Prometheus getting his liver eaten by an eagle, as is his wont. But he's okay with it, because he's taken his Hepatior! Way to go Prometheus!