Ken Twix

That Martinez defending in the second half where he fell over under minimal pressure is the most pathetic piece of play I’ve seen a top level defender do. Embarrassing and shameful. And funny.

Last pub shift tonight. It’s been emotional.

I don’t eat my friends.

Seeing the Strokes on Monday. Going to wear my dirtiest converse.

Vittorio getting found out has absolutely made my week. Loathe him and his self satisfaction.

No hair product at my parents so have a foppish centre parting thing going on here. Very 90s. Very Richard Curtis.

…was that a Newcastle United hard hat?!

Hearing that the winner of Newcastle v Aston Villa gets to go on a date with Manchester City.

Burnley away next season gonna be mint.

George Jetson, 2062:

Thomas Farriner, 1666:

At this point you’re just putting Reece James down aren’t you.

Sorry if I am being thick but why is Reform candidates using racist language shocking? They’re a racist party for racist people to vote for. If anything these leaks will endear them to their voting bloc.

United realising a manager, sacked by a Championship club, isn’t good enough for them after giving him a permanent deal is funny. To do it twice is careless. And very funny.

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Build the England team around Anderson and give Rice back to Ireland.

Big Meeks embarrassing himself.

Fair play to the fella bollocking the tiger before it eventually mauled him.

Ended up in the Grapes on Roscoe St in Liverpool yesterday after the beer festival. Absolutely magnificent pub. Roared into my top ten.

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My mate texting me from the toilet when I ask him if he wants Talking Heads or Franz Ferdinand putting on the pub jukebox.

Who would have thought telling everyone you were a Traitor would cause you to get voted out first?

Looks like he finally caught that hedgehog. Fair play to him.

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