Shvonne

Any plus size sex workers want some torrid cash? I have more than I could ever use

Legal sex work 2028.

Now that’s how you do a reveal!

They get can grow up to 8 inches. #giggity

Wearing dresses almost everyday to work. Waking up before 9am on the weekends

I rebuke everything Pumpkin Spice

Just so y’all know, I will judge you hard if you call Deviled Eggs “Angel Eggs”

First Dolly & now Tim. 🥺😭

Got a tentative job offer! I’m sitting here trying to play it cool until my background check clears.

Not the senator I was expecting.

Maximize your points. You can get Hilton Points if use Lyft, some airlines share miles, etc. Vacuum bags. Pack like you are going to be buying stuff at your destination, even if you don’t plan on it. Act like you know where you are going.

I would watch this on a regular basis

Rapper Rob Base has died after a battle with cancer. He was 59. His team shared the news of his death on his Instagram page. Base was one half of the Harlem hip-hop duo Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock.

The trial for Ebony Parker, the former assistant principal at Richneck Elementary, has been been dismissed by the judge.

I applied for a job that I didn’t think I was qualified for because why not. They just called to schedule an interview. I’m trying not to panic.

Stop giving attention and energy to shit you said you don’t like!!!! For the love of God!

I picked up my Human Anatomy textbooks that cost $216. I got a thin spiral bound book and an access code. Anyone have a lighter?

Grover and his mom

Phone free road trips. Spending ALL DAY at the skating rink Non-required reading Hanging with the cousins

BaCk WhEn We TyPeD like ThIs

I hate cover letters so damn much. Why the hell I gotta write a term paper for a job?

I just changed the wiper blades on my car. IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN.

Overwhelmed Too much going on/happening Scattered brained

Taurus ain’t on her cuz we too bougie for jail. 😄

The first time I saw an Arizona Drivers License I thought it was fake. I had to go look it up 😂

Tomorrow I register for classes to start my Paralegal degree. I’m so excited to be starting school again

Go to work hungover

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid

He is going to be a Razzie Award winner. I can feel it

The only way I can make sense of Cosby being alive is hoping that each new breath he takes is staggeringly more painful the last. I want him to live forever like this. A dagger in the blood every time his lungs expand. Make him immortal.

Yes, It had a summer day camp. I was there all damn day every weekday for at least 2 summers

I read Fly Girl by Omar Tyree in middle school. I read vampire & werewolves books in high school. Lots of Anne Rice, Poppy Z Brite and other authors I shouldn’t have been reading at 14

Chuck Norris died. *googles* Oh. Okay. Welp. What’s everyone doing for dinner?

#oscars Dammit

This is it #oscars

Yes!! Congratulations Michael B & Micheal A Jordan

This is the first time hearing Robert’s actual voice

We the jury find her not guilty on all charges

This sinners performance is the only reason I am watching #oscars

Every damn time

Beware the Ides of March.

If you are an American Born Abroad (ex: child of military parents) that process can be complicated

In a Mood? Listen to moody music

Charles: Sure hate it for you.

Quoting so I can remember to come back to it.