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Copa Sudamericana and Copa Libertadores will both be Brasil vs Argentina, might actually be worth watching for once.

Kind of admire the brass balls to crowbar AI-regen Shearer into Shaka's top, and charge 90 quid for a snide. #nufc

Publishers have been urged to delete Facebook, Whatsapp and Instagram accounts before a T&Cs change kicks in. 'Shameless land grab' would see Meta claim AI rights for everything publishers produce (whether it is on Meta platforms or not). pressgazette.co.uk/news/faceboo...

#nufc permanent number 9s, in rank order. Based on ability, contribution, personal preference. - Alan Shearer - Andy Cole - Les Ferdinand - Andy Carroll - Callum Wilson - Obafemi Martins (personal as Cisse was better) - Papiss Cissé - Salomón Rondón - Dwight Gayle adrift - Joelinton - Yoane Wissa

2 or 3 decent manager on this entire list. The red bull system is an absolute myth. #nufc

As Newcastle fans we are experts at shit players and their characteristics. Wissa is an utterly shit player, a classic of the genre. Got a big pay day and now an utter waste of space. #nufc

Based on the quality of opposition, this is worse than Leeds. Very worrying for Jaissle and the rest of the season. #nufc

After a terrible start, please get away from the long ball shite lads. It won't work for very long. #nufc

Long-distance runner Brendan Foster training for the then-upcoming 1978 Commonwealth Games on the streets of Tyneside, by Tony Duffy. A quite wonderful snapshot of Seventies Britain.

Byeeeeeeeee dickhead

All in favour of man city being punished. But we shouldn't delude ourselves, this will end up meaning it's 5 clubs that can spend and compete. It won't help any club trying and it will just empower the ones who cheated slightly less and in different eras. The drawbridge is up #nufc

Couldn't care less about England, but wasting Lewis Hall's weekend like that. The bald fraud.

I know this might sound daft, but I really hope this is the PL bubble bursting. It's a bloated league, panders to foreign fans constantly, and it needs taking down several pegs. #nufc

I feel the rest of the world (Americans included) have no idea of how aggressively the US is pushing to make Latin America into a giant colony. Every day we get news about political interference, increase in military presence, absurd trade demands, online propaganda, Venezuela being pillaged, etc

Bruno and the mumps fiasco last season, ASM was really weird about vaccines. Players are delicate little flowers who love their cherry juice and socks with holes in, but often hate medicine. #nufc

Peter Bankes is on VAR. A truly awful official. #nufc

Don’t know how United do on Saturday but Dowell, Alabi, Mills and Thompson make the England under 18 squad this week. Four players gets The Mags toe to toe with Man City and is the highest number of NUFC players that have ever represented the club at this level for their country.

Despite the transatlantic distortion of 'Antifa', fighting against fascism is as important as ever.

god this is good

Building the Angel of the North, 1998, photo by Trevor Ermel.

Without Woltemade's goals, this was Newcastle at the same period last season. A crap side that got some decent results. So in that sense it's the same. Still time get this working for the new coach. #nufc

The only tiny positive is that this game has come early in the season. It's been coming and this side can't be carrying dross like Murphy anymore, or even Wissa to be honest. Ramsey must be terrible in training to not get in this midfield. #nufc

Well, this was predicted widely and it's come to pass. Needs more than just a reshuffle, the tactics are just wrong. #nufc

I am once again wondering how long it will be before Sean Steur is the first name on the sheet. #nufc

30 years ago I convinced my kid brother that "marching on together" was them actually singing "holding hands with grandma", and it was ages before the penny dropped. #nufc

a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes

These names are regens. There are no people called Hollywood Smothers or Gianni Septic.

Totally understand why people are praising Bruno today. Worth remembering he missed the abject derby last season, as captain, because he had fucking mumps in 2026. #nufc

Jaissle's "cup debut" apparently. These commentators aren't just biased, they're shite #nufc

Hinchcliffe gutted! #nufc

It's just a total insult when Hinchcliffe is commentating on your team's game. A pub bore who makes football feel like a 2 hour trip to B&Q. #nufc

Easy to follow guide from the British press

💙 Hamburg’s tribute to Kevin Keegan this afternoon. Absolutely brilliant 👏 #NUFC #Hamburg

Can Newcastle not just buy Tavernier and bin him off to the reserves? Lad absolutely hates Newcastle #nufc

First 'Horni 69' sighting. Disappointed there was no daft bugger with it at the Liverpool game. #nufc

These early kickoffs are tough. All the winos in Leazes park have had their snooze disturbed. #nufc

Surely Morals AFC, the home of Adam Johnson, wouldn't sell to a Saudi club?? #nufc

Can they not get Trump's dementia doc to run the medical for Balogun? Starting to feel sorry for the lad, but at least he's not signing for the mackems.

Already lived through Darwin Nunez leaving the Premier League. Haaland's cut his hair, and now Woltemade is off to Juventus. All my muses, gone.

Yes, Pete Jameson did this 🤯🤯🤯

Congratulations to big Nick for getting Tonali's dream move, of the two I prefer Nick to get that chance. #nufc

Newcastle signing my #1 replacement for Anthony Gordon from my summer transfer window newsletter is very cool. Pardo is super versatile and can play across the front line, a great fit for Jaissle-ball #NUFC

Sounds like Finneran had a great start at Notts county too. Pencil this lad in for 2028/9. #nufc

Those few days where Hojberg was looking like the next one in was a sliding doors moment. No banging diagonals over the top from that lad. #nufc