Killer Buni

Holy crap. This is BIG big.

At dinner for my dad's birthday. Stuck on the end of a 14 person table....save me from this boredom.

Getting kind of exhausted by how many times Chris has to (correctly) make a statement along these lines.

Bambi! I went with some friends of my family to a re-release in the mid 80's and the fire scene scared the SHIT out of me.

It's 2:00 AM. I can't sleep, and my cat is extremely annoyed that im not asleep. Me too Coraline. Me. Too.

Trying out looks for home season...

I don't know who he's talking about, but the people I know either are NOT doing these things, or are knowingly blowing credit because if you already have to ruin your credit to live, you may as well live better.

Chat, I started using sulfur sulphacetamide face wash last week and I regret to inform you that my face has cleared up ridiculously fast, and the hyperpigmentation spots from in-grown hair are already noticeably lighter. Shit is amazing, I just need a way to remove the smell....

It comes down to: because they are very very very racist and he is brown.

I don't have a favorite chat bot because I hate those things.

Ok, I k ow dating apps are weird AF, but how many lesbians do you think your are going to match with when you say: Prompt: My therapist would say.... Answer: That I ghosted her.

This will be useful for all the tines I drive my car through a cartoon half loop. Also...at no point did that vehicle fly. We established a term for this in Toy Story.

Nobody warned me that when you start making sourdough you will just eat bread nonstop until it is gone. I blame the entire queer community for this oversight.

Fuck me :/ so much for Dems standing up for us...at all.

...Who is this for? Like, ok, we get it - billionaire bigot is going to bigot, but who exactly is going to watch this documentary? Is this just some elaborate piece to try and rehab her before her new show flops? (Yes, that is exactly what it is)

I could see the argument for impeaching his circle first, then going for him, but they should make that argument not just let me assume it.

I don't k ow about the other two but the Ishtar -- Easter thing is completely fake.

The B-52's.

At some point on the past year I replaced unwinding with video games and a beer with making sourdough and having a protein shake. The transition from "straight nerd" to "sporty lesbian" appears to be progressing.

Ya'll, can we not? This feels gross and low key transphobic.

Realized why today feels...not good. Big end of the year tournament (Mitten Kittens) for our C team, which i would be on if not for the surgeries. And, im just sitting at home, and that sucks. So, anyway, yah.

Reading to my kids at bedtime is probably THE BIGGEST positive memory I have of them as young kids. Sure their othe parent did it sometimes too, and some nights I didnt feel like doing it, but damn not wanting to do it at all? Why are you even a parent?

Orktober!

Hear me out: we need women doing BOTH of these so the ones forming vigilante geoups can come home to warm soup and a comfy home.

I am a firm believer that the single BIGGEST factor in the longevity of MTG has been its underlying "design for limited" pack structure, with limited as the motivator to open packs. This shows how they are moving away from that philosophy and toward the loot box model.

Why is my timeline flooded with "this is [region specific food]" accompanied by pictures of other things? I have no idea, but I'm 99% sure it is Gail Simone's fault.

Round loaf!

Is there anything more lesbian coded than going over to your exes to install light fixtures for her, since you are the one who knew electrical stuff?

Making a business casual outfit this morning was harder than I thought it would be - i need to get some corporate goth style bottoms to go with my tops...

I love threads like this - when I first transitioned I devoured them. Now that I feel more comfortable in my body I lean much more masc, but I 100% support these threads

We have decided this is a good perch now, and she will jump on my back if I am vent over in her presence for literally any period longer than 3 secinds.

Divorce mediation today has 2 goals: Figure out where he actually stands on splitting finances. Agree on who gets the house/if we are selling it. Bonus goal: get through mediation without bursting into tears until after. Epic Bonus Goal: be emotionally stable enough to return to work after.

Its not so much "mind boggling" as it is "a completely foreseeable result of facism in action".

Today in divorce proceedings: bawling into my pasta salad at lunch time. Tomorrow in Divorce proceedings: our first round of mediation, and (presumably) more bawling on the drive home.

The issue with shutting down frat houses is that Universities can only do so much - they can't *actually* shut down frat houses, they can just take away university recognition of them. That said, the Universities should absolutely be going after them in every way they can.

The thing with a big tent is that it doesnt matter how big the tent is there is never room for a group and for the people trying to force the group out of the tent. You still have to pick one, and when you pick transphobes you cant get mad at trans people for leaving.

At a high school football game to watch my kiddo march in the marching band, and let me tell you, some of these parents are straight up unhinged. Its high school. Our team is terrible. Accept it, its not the refs fault.

Help me out ya'll - by FAR the best hairdays (my hair does the whole ringlet thing:D) I have are the day after practice where my hair got really sweaty and gross, but I only rinsed not washed after. How can I replicate this WITHOUT having the sweaty grossness?

Not gon̈a lie, the forced Harry Potter references in Lanterns are REALLY dumb and out of place. Blech.

Two. One who has been my friend for 30 years, and one who has been my friend for 3. Also, one of my sisters. The point stands though - cis people DON'T get it.

Coraline (my sweet void cat) has been particularly close to me for the past few days, and I was wondering why - until I realised she keeps checking my infected cyst (I'm on antibiotics and had it lanced yesterday). Frens, these are potentially life threatening in cats. She's worried I'm dying :(

Visiting the dermatologist after 2 years transitioning is a *VERY* different experience than after 4 years. Today the assumption was PCOS and whether I was trans didn't even get mentioned. [I have never provided my "sex at birth" on their forms, and they have new people every time I go in.]

Because we all saw what happened when disingenuous bigots convinced gullible idiots like you that thats what they were doing in the Labour party in the UK.

Reaping the results of not taking care of your body for 25 years because you didnt care if you lived or not suuuuuuucks. Anyway, im taking care of it NOW, but thats not retroactive.