Kill James Bond!

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24 Nov 2024

Hello Bluesky: we are Kill James Bond - a podcast about guy movies hosted by 3 people who aren’t guys anymore: Abigail Thorn, November Kelly, & Devon Trans rights, free Palestine, and as always - Kill James Bond

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everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the car. buddy, yes

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killjamesbondpod.podbean.comS4E49: Jackie Brown | Kill James Bond!The third film by Quentin Tarantino, Jackie Brown is an homage to the blaxploitation movies of the 70s and 80s- specifically those starring Pam Grier, who stars as an airline hostess out of luck and o...

JACKIE BROWN Tarantino season continues but we mainly talk about Lilt. Bring us Lilt. killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e49-jack...

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Good for him.

S4E48.5: Mannequin What if there was a quirked up white boy so good at crafting department store window displays that management didn't mind that he was obviously fucking one of the mannequins after the store closes? www.patreon.com/killjamesbond/posts/s4e48-5-171872609

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patreon.comQuestions for Q&A #15 | Kill James Bond!It's time, once again, to lower the parasocial veil that separates our planes, and allow you to find out anything your heart desires. Please

I've just posted a callout for questions for our upcoming Q&A episode! If you've got any burning questions for us, your beloved and idolised Hosts, now is the time! www.patreon.com/killjamesbon...

killjamesbondpod.podbean.comS4E48: Point Blank | Kill James Bond!"I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't ya?" - Mr Blonde, Reservoir Dogs Betraying one of your co-conspirators mid-heist is a time honoured technique to increase your own payout- but if you're goin...

POINT BLANK - a sixties dude resolves his polycule drama with a gun (Alex Rider is not in this movie) killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e48-poin...

12 Aug

instant downgrade from banner 'guy I love to see' to guy id love to slap the shit out of

He’s since backed out of this so congratulations everyone, bullying works! Nicholas Hoult now upgraded to “Guy We’re Keeping An Eye On”

The modern toaster

killjamesbondpod.podbean.comS4E47.5 Fitzcarraldo | Kill James Bond!This is a preview of a bonus episode! Check it out, along with our 5-year backlog of bonus episodes, on our reasonably-priced patreon! Our first Herzog movie, Fitzcarraldo is the story of Werner Herzo...

FITZCARRALDO - one of the craziest white boys of all time drags a ship up a hill in the jungle and that’s also what the movie is about killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e475-fit...

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November Kelly

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I wrote something about the prospect of getting surgery on my Patreon (I bet you didn't remember I had one of those). It comes out for free in a week's time, or now if you slip me five dollars

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patreon.comThe Vaginoplasty Monologues: #1 | November KellyIt's not an easy thing to write about your vagina, especially when it isn't real. I don't mean that in the sense of the transphobic, 'you wi

metro.co.ukEd Sheeran cancels tour shows hours before start in ‘difficult decision’The shows at Robert Kraft's stadium are not going ahead after all.

For FUCKS sake I'm in hair and makeup RIGHT NOW and THIS is how I find out!?

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killjamesbondpod.podbean.comS4E47: Reservoir Dogs | Kill James Bond!You might imagine we'd get to this sooner than episode 47 of Heist Szn, but without further ado, it's Quentin Tarantino's feature-length debut, One of the finest heist films to never show the heist, a...

22 Sept

RESERVOIR DOGS Dudes fail to rock in this movie quentin and tarantined by Written Directino killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e47-rese...

16 Sept

Thrilled to announce we have been chosen to open for Ed Sheeran on his new Loop tour

killjamesbondpod.podbean.comS4E46.5: True Romance | Kill James Bond!This is a preview of a bonus episode! You can find the rest, along with our extensive backlog, on our reasonably-priced patreon! This week we're joined by comedian, entertainer, and magician Carisa He...

15 Sept

TRUE ROMANCE Comedian and magician Carisa Hendrix joins us to discuss Tarantino’s first script, a heist movie in which Gary Oldman does a BAFFLINGLY offensive accent killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e465-tru...

4 Sept

ENTRAPMENT Camp Miasma who? Fifty Shades who?! A sexy art thief might pull the heist of the millennium if only she can lock in and stop trying to fuck old man Connery for five minutes 🫦 killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e46-entr...

patreon.comS4E46: Entrapment | Kill James Bond!It's something approaching negligence for us to get this far into Heist Season without talking about one of the greatest heist films of all

4 Sept

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30 Aug

pure spits

30 Aug

Next mainline episode we all get a bit soppy and romantic with it 🥹❤️

29 Aug

this week, Space has very much been corrupted by capitalism. Our apologies

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S4E45.5: Alien Continuing our exploration of Truckers, we turn our eyes to space. A crew of space truckers (canonical job title) are awoken from hypersleep when the ship detects a mysterious signal coming from Planet Scary. And bad news: The company says if you don't check it out, you get no bonus.

29 Aug

patreon.comS4E45.5: Alien | Kill James Bond!Continuing our exploration of Truckers, we turn our eyes to space. A crew of space truckers (canonical job title) are awoken from hypersleep

29 Aug

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23 Aug

If you have c4t brainworms go and see Camp Miasma immediately

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November describing c4t as feeling like this shot knocked me out

21 Aug

S4E45: The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009) After finally successfully reviewing the good 70s Pelham movie, we're back at full strength and reviewing the terrible, really good, extremely stupid and bad 2009 version with John Travolta and Denzel Washington. It's awesome and it sucks so much. tap in

patreon.comS4E45: The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009) | Kill James Bond!The takings of Pelham 123 will continue until morale improves. ---- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here are some fundraisers to support collective rebu

21 Aug

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17 Aug

I’m an owl, silence you narwhal

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Seriously though have you listened to a Big PodcastTM lately? They’re fucking unlistenable with the amount of ads and sponsors they have. Kill James Bond has never run a single ad in the 4.5 years we’ve been doing it. We’ve never even been ASKED to run an ad! Nobody is foolish enough to try!

is anyone?

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November describing c4t as feeling like this shot knocked me out

S4E44.5: Au Hasard Balthazar November Kelly returns to us to pose a tantilising question: is a Donkey a Truck? Does Bresson's film about a Donkey passing from owner to cruel owner in a small french village reveal something about the fundamental nature of our relationship to... idk, Trucks? lmk

patreon.comS4E44.5: Au Hasard Balthazar | Kill James Bond!November Kelly returns to us in stunning form to ask the question: Is a Donkey a Truck? Does Bresson's haunting tale of a Donkey passing fro

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5 Aug

Another beautiful day to leaf through my short self-published report

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2 Feb

I find a computer to be indispensable

4 Aug

to be fair that bar’s not high

2 Aug

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forbes.comThe Highest-Paid Podcasters Of 2026With streaming services entering the marketplace for shows, the lines between podcaster, TV host and internet creator have never been blurrier—and the paydays have never been bigger.

We’re not on this list because against all the odds we podcast for the only pure reason: we’re sickos www.forbes.com/sites/mattcr...

I mean we might be on the list for all I know but that article’s paywalled and am I bollocks giving money to Forbes

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THATS what it was!!

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The episode that's finally going to sink our attempts to get a Dasani sponsorship

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S4E43.75: Black Dog A semi-aged Patrick Swayze is forced to drive a load of counterfeit illegal toilets across America, but Meatloaf is determined to get Swayze's load on his hands by any means necessary...

patreon.comS4E43.75: Black Dog | Kill James Bond!A semi-aged Patrick Swayze is forced to drive a load of counterfeit illegal toilets across America, but Meatloaf is determined to get Swayze

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