November Kelly

THE CURE FOR BRANDONISM IS PICANHA

Back at home after a long weekend away playing a British Army nursing officer in 1944 Holland. I love that I get to do this. Main takeaway: when someone asks you to do war crimes, say ‘no thank you, I don’t believe in any of that’

Would have gotten in trouble for distributing our rations to them, had my captain not helpfully gotten killed. So it became her idea and helpfully signed and dated all the forms, which I found after coming out of her office on my own in the middle of the night with a pen

Back at home after a long weekend away playing a British Army nursing officer in 1944 Holland. I love that I get to do this. Main takeaway: when someone asks you to do war crimes, say ‘no thank you, I don’t believe in any of that’

‘I never see you at the club’ That’s funny, I never see you at the Avanti West Coast First Class Lounge London Euston enjoying a selection of complimentary biscuits

Just heard the phrase “When I was elected,” from somewhere behind me. Announcing my new social anthropology podcast where I just get this train back and forth all day and report back

‘I never see you at the club’ That’s funny, I never see you at the Avanti West Coast First Class Lounge London Euston enjoying a selection of complimentary biscuits

Ah, now this is more like it - older academic man lamenting the riots in France, where he lives, as counterproductive and ordering a glass of red wine at noon. This is closer to what I expected

‘I never see you at the club’ That’s funny, I never see you at the Avanti West Coast First Class Lounge London Euston enjoying a selection of complimentary biscuits

You can do an alt-right cosplay and wear a lot of lace or perfectly shined shoes as much as you want, but the rest of the world, even yours, is eating crisps and playing games on its phone and only the most violent disaster will ever make it change

‘I never see you at the club’ That’s funny, I never see you at the Avanti West Coast First Class Lounge London Euston enjoying a selection of complimentary biscuits

I thought I’d try treating myself but the problem is you can’t even be a conservative any more because the rich are all self-radicalised vulgarians. I’m in the women’s sex-based rights carriage and everyone is wearing sweatpants

Well, if Sophie’s to be believed, it’s a little bit more nuanced than that - it’s actually ‘I am prone to psychosis during kink sessions, prone to only mentioning it after the fact, and it’s ableist for anyone to suggest the things I did when I was psychotic were wrong or dangerous’