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Convinced a good 40% of Reddit posts now are about dead pets.

Perfection www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

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I can't believe how awful Resident Evil was, or how good the reviews are. The entire plot turns on every character making the dumbest possible decision at every juncture. It's so goddamn dumb the entire thing should be set to Yakety Sax

Damn if a splash of Fernet doesn't send a Julep right to the next level.

When you have to give a report on a book you didn't read:

Turns out ammunition actually works like the food in Neverland. If the troops stop believing they have enough, it will just disappear and then we'll lose a war that we already won 36 times.

Come on folks, America deserves to treat itself to a little ballroom since we did so good at wars and the economy this year.

"You can't afford gas anymore but at least we brought back fumbling around with your keys!"

@kylec.bsky.social Marx out here using AI images and lying about it www.reddit.com/r/isthisAI/c...

chat does this have good tattoo potential?

Love that in OneDrive, searching "All Files" will not return results from "My Files". How is it all files if it doesn't include my files?!?! Microsoft is such a joke of a company now. #microsoft #onedrive #enshittification

The alt text in this ad for a workplace health app is so weirdly dystopian

Yo can we stop with the Bourbon ABV arms race? Just saw an ad for 1792 "Full Proof" at 62.5%. Might as well call it concentrate b/c there's no way you're tasting anything without diluting it.

Google: here are large videos that you might want to delete to free up storage! Also Google: I cannot play a single one of these videos. Surely you remember them all from the thumbnail?

Is Growth in the room with us right now?

But no, it's the left that has "Trump Derangement Syndrome"

If you're going to make shit up just go all in. How young is too young to have extra arms grafted onto a child so they can work in the space mines? How old should someone have to be to have their brain removed and placed into a robot body that looks like Adrienne Barbeau and has big chainsaw hands?

Finally we've answered the question of what happens to kids that grow up with Twitter and microtransactions.

I put on an experimental jazz album and it was terrible but I left it on hoping it would make me work faster just to get away from my desk, and it worked! Thanks, experimental jazz! I hope you enjoyed throwing pans down an alley and playing 4 trumpet notes as much as I enjoyed turning it off.

Dudes would rather destroy entire public health systems and doom millions to suffer and die than go to therapy.

I guarantee Tuberville doesn't actually believe this. But he's perfectly willing to condemn an innocent man to death simply to distract from his own party's abject failures. And that should be terrifying.

This just in -

I hate how every spoiler thread in the #MtG subreddit is just people chiming in to say it would be great with ______ commander. Oh really? I'm so shocked that the most popular format got a good card! I'm just flabbergasted that the format WotC designs EVERY product around is getting support!

The good news is, I got the stuck drain plug out with the new 1/2" driver. The bad news is that I did it at 8pm after I got home from the gym so now the bike is just sitting there with no oil.

'member Avengers? 'member Thor?! 'member Steve Rogers??! 'member X-men!??!?

Wouldn't be surprised if France just leave at the half to beat traffic.

Of course the previous owner over tightened the drain plug. And of course the Germans had to make it a goddamn recessed 10mm hex bolt, which I don't own a driver for. And of course my local hardware store only had a 3/8ths in version, which isn't doing shit, so now I have to order a 1/2"

Raccacoonie's revenge!

Brits rn

The ICE List claims to have identified the ICE officer who killed a man in Maine. Is David Brouillette still on the job? theicelist.org/index.php/Da...

www.war.gov/News/Release... As if it's not dumb enough to reverse course on a program you've spent SEVEN YEARS implementing, I love that this administration can't wipe their ass without getting an LLM to churn out a bunch of brainless keyword-ridden slop.

Oh shit Lindsey Graham died?

"You can tell he's devastated by this call" IDK man, maybe should have thought about that before taking the dive.

IDK what the announcers are on about, it was so obvious that Spence initiated that contact on purpose from the replay. They showed it a dozen times and still acted like "wot's all this about?!" when it went to VAR.

Kane trying to figure out which body part to hold for maximum sympathy. Embarrassing.

On the plus side, the Spain/France match is going to be nuts.

Fakemink just sounds like british MC Chris

My good friend Mitch McConell is definitely alive and definitely not susceptible to prompt injections.

I don't know who started the Thai food arms race but it has to stop. If 'medium' is too spicy for 80% of the population, it's not exactly medium anymore.

The fuck are these cringey "anti-crime" Ontario PSAs? Is Ontario super conservative? Are they also loaded, or is advertising during WC relatively cheap?

Caught myself being interested in birds this weekend and could basically hear Death tapping his pocket watch behind me.

JFC this game is so stressful

Making the amount of alcohol in your hard "seltzer" the central focus of the branding and advertising is fucking gross.

Oh come the fuck on.