Sam and King Lucy the 1st

By all accounts this is what most of the recent Reform media events have looked like. Bubble well and truly burst

FWIW: I think Andy Burnham is actually genuinely leading the UK. It has been so long since we had a leader as PM that everyone seems confused by it.

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It is another miserable day here so a bowl of pasta is in the cards tonight. My creamy pesto & chicken linguine with garlic bread and salad. Easy and very filling for a cold-ish and wet day.

Your Moment of Zen…

Great results from Brasil and Serbia.

Older Serbs are, in my experience, authoritarian and vilulently racist (see Milosovic). Younger Serbsw are much mmore progressive. Fingers crossed this goes the right way.

Dinner tonight: Tesco Chinese meal for 2. Chicken Chow Mein, Sweet & sour chicken, egg fried rice, veg spring rolls, and prawn crackers. We were disappointed with the Indian version (far too sweet) so fingers crossed this is better.

Look at the state of the Oval Office. A whorehouse in Alabama is probably more tasteful.

It's impossible to imagine a Conservative leader having made better decisions over the past two years than the ones Kemi Badenoch has, apparently:

If, as an American voter, you are still on the Trump train, you are either obscenely rich or a cretin. There is nothing in between.

Never mind prices in the real world. Pay attention to my imaginary foreign policy accomplishments.

NEW: Plaintiffs suing to halt Trump closure & renaming of Kennedy Center submit court filing arguing Team Trump is shielding 100s of records showing "Trump’s ongoing, direct management of the Kennedy Center", including Kennedy Ctr staff messages to Natalie Harp & Howard Lutnick

Obama's rallies yesterday got his goat… 🤣

See, incumbent has a b in it and many people don’t know that.

If you can afford it, please consider donating to Andrew's crowdfunding: buff.ly/eEYcLkq

Wrote yesterday about the weirdo suing me in Wyoming for $795m. Lots of you offered to help crowdfund my defence. That's very kind, but the lawsuit isn't very serious, it won't cost very much, and I can afford it. Not everyone is in that position...

This cnut can get in the fucking bin. She is poisonous.

@lbc.co.uk It is hilarious to see Jenrick realise his career is over.

Poor Carrick looks close to tears. He knows his time is up.

Just saw an advert for a new Baywatch movie. Are you fuckling kidding me ?????????????????

This Man U team are really poor. 7 points from 8 games is ludicrous.

I feel sorry for Carrick. He did an excellent job last year and is now saddled with really terrible players. Aad Maguire needs to get the boot ASAP.

Carrick will be gone by dinner time.

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asked if Trump directed him to sue Alaska, Blanche says "I will not talk about communications I have with the president" (So, yes, Trump did)

They are going to sack Carrick, aren't they ? #ManU

Little Bobby Jenrick lying through his teeth on Kuenssberg. He is a disgraceful politician. #BBCLauraK

Jeremy fucking Hunt pontificating on what the Chancellor should do in the budget on Kuenssberg. Give me strength. #BBCLauraK

Right?

As an Aussie/Brit, I feel exactly the same way.

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

When I was working in Vietnam, the Aussie Embassy held Friday Night Drinks around the pool. At a time when humidity was about 95%, I can't tell you how popular the combination of Aussie beer/wine/snacks and a swim was with the small expat community.

How the fuck was this thing still standing ? It should have been demolished immediately after WW2.

Nothing says 'we are all behaving lawfully' like pre-emptive pardons.

I single-handedly brokered the end of WW2. See, we can all make shit up.

What utter drivel.

As a former prime minister, Liz Truss is a significant political figure. But after branding the Financial Times part of the 'deep state' and describing the left as 'Islamo-communist', she has clearly degenerated into a full-on gibbering rightwing whackjob.

This man was dead weight, hanging high above the ground after touching a high-voltage line. His coworker climbed up, held him in place, gave him mouth-to-mouth. Randall Champion survived—and lived another 35 years. Rocco Morabito’s photo, “The Kiss of Life,” won the Pulitzer Prize. True heroism.

Made my own gravy for dinner tonight. (I can't remember making it from scratch before.) Didn't have any redcurrent jelly so instead I used a tiny bit of a posh pickle I was given. It tastes pretty good !

Wretched weather outside so I am doing a sort of roast tonight. Pork, sage, & onion stuffing (as a loaf), roast spuds, carrots, peas, and homemade gravy. I feel the need for a hot and filling meal !

Not a single member of her family cares about her at all opr they would stop her. She is demonstrably crackers.......

Have a lovely weekend everyone. Lucy has been out for a wee so is, I hope, in for the night as I suspect it will be pretty grim weather tonight. Enjoy The Traitors and the Masterchef Australia final if you are watching. 🍷

As if The Hooker negotiated a ceasefire. Pull the other one. She can barely string a sentence together.

If I have any followers in California, make sure none of your family and friends vote for Steve Hilton. He is a charlatan. Believe me - he was in the UK before he moved to the US. He would be a disaster.

The Mango Moron, a rapist, doesn't care about children being raped. Cnut.