King Pillows

Yesterday, President Trump revoked the Bears Ears National Monument and purported to terminate the Bears Ears Inter-Tribal Commission — the body of Tribal representatives established to help guide the monument’s management. Read more: buff.ly/qJ1bfgb

@benmcadams.bsky.social We're going to need you to go all in on this issue this time, please.

Jared Golden might as well be Susan Collins. F that guy.

my god

Step 1: Brag that Trump was fixing something Obama screwed up Step 2: Pursue most corrupt solution possible Step 3: As a result, badly fuck up Step 4: Loudly squeal that someone else sabotaged you, so as to dodge blame Whether it's the reflecting pool or Iran, Trump's con is the same.

Hey leftists, it's an unorthodox strategy, but I think we could destroy western civilization with Scott Jennings. He makes it seem so unappealing that it's worth a shot!

Op-ed: “If critics believe parts of the Grand Staircase plan should be changed, they should say which parts and why … They should not erase years of work because the final compromise did not tilt far enough in their favor.” - Erik Stanfield Read: tinyurl.com/yx6d2c6w Act: tinyurl.com/36jjdz75

Wokeness defeated 🏆

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

Found this on the ground outside Pentagon City Liquors on March 2nd. Secretary Kegbreath must have dropped it?

My love for you will remain radioactive and deadly for 300,000 years! ☢️ Happy Valentines Day from your fave astroturf industry-backed "conservation" org!

Susie Wiles: Vanity Fair did "...a hit piece on me..." Uhhh. They transcribed interviews with her. So it's a hit piece *by* me, is what she means. And the hit dogs holler.

SSecretary?!? Schutzstaffel Hegseth? SS Hegseth ssinking?

No shame, no class. Homepage for usda.gov : "Due to the Radical Left Democrat shutdown, this government website will not be updated during the funding lapse. President Trump has made it clear he wants to keep the government open and support those who feed, fuel, and clothe the American people."

BREAKING: Sen. Mike Lee is STILL trying to sell off public land. He just released a FOURTH version of his reconciliation language, and it keeps getting worse. It doesn't look like this version has been reviewed by the parliamentarian, but he's still trying. 🧵: www.energy.senate.gov/services/fil...

“Bluff is where I am from, from the Rez, I can see Bears Ears,” said Navajo Nation Council Delegate and Co-Chair of the Bears Ears Commission, Curtis Yanito (Diné).

"Is the Pope Catholic?" Apparently not.

Irony is de@d.

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