KT goes to BOO-rger King (I got nothin')

Doc Hollywood and Cars, so I hear.

Me inventing a new kind of tire: Anyone can have glowing neon hubcaps. Wait till they get a load of these glowing neon treads! Me sweeping broken glass tubing off the street: Weeeeeell dammit.

Add "between my legs" to a movie title: Good Will Hunting Between My Legs

'Tis a passing strange jerkin that fellow wears. Did his good lady in sooth fashion it from a featherbed?

I open this app and the first two new messages I see are people complaining about the app being broken. That's not a good sign.

A scene from "The Man Who Shot Liberty Biberty".

Fella and Ursula.

Pete's Dragon. www.imdb.com/title/tt0076...

Getting a lot of hair questions, expected more hare questions

Ooo cool hey look! Look at this old comic book I found!

Thought I'd draw Dranko the Dragster, the only alien to ever appear in a Tom Slick cartoon. He is ill-mannered and unsportsmanlike, but don't let that fool you: he also cheats!

scientist: we've been getting transmissions from this alien planet. linguists: guess what! they don't have a word for war! it must be the most peaceful planet in the galaxy! astronauts: [go there but find the planet engulfed in violent war] what's going on? inhabitant: it's a world fight!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYmZ...

YouTube keeps recommending a video to me titled "Everything You Forgot About Elizabeth Holmes". I have forgotten NOTHING about Elizabeth Holmes. Mainly because I KNEW nothing about Elizabeth Holmes until recently when someone on Bluesky posted a picture of a woman who looks like a cartoon mouse.

Thought I'd draw Dranko the Dragster, the only alien to ever appear in a Tom Slick cartoon. He is ill-mannered and unsportsmanlike, but don't let that fool you: he also cheats!

I went to see Yo-Yo Ma in concert, but there was just this middle-aged woman on stage playing with a Duncan Imperial!

scientist: we've been getting transmissions from this alien planet. linguists: guess what! they don't have a word for war! it must be the most peaceful planet in the galaxy! astronauts: [go there but find the planet engulfed in violent war] what's going on? inhabitant: it's a world fight!

*sees a standing skeleton decoration that's pitched forward at an odd angle* Oh no! The Smooth Criminal died, but he can't fall over!

More Songs About Fables of the Reconstruction and Food.

H₂O Flood

No. Furries will say things like "I'm a fox" but that's shorthand (shortpaw? LOL) for "I play a fox online", "My fursona is a fox".

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Ooo cool hey look! Look at this old comic book I found!

Party in my Pants in my Pants Wait, let me try another. Angst in my Pants in my Pants Wait, again. Squirrels in my Pants in my Pants No wait... Jizz in my Pants in my Pants No... What What in the Butt in my Pants THAT'S IT!

Hey @babsiwuff.bsky.social , look, it's the Terrible Halloween Arm!

Just a bunch of witches! Pre-order the new book "Lauren Ipsum Off the Shelf" now!

I think I figured it out. The word "peppery" in descriptions of the taste of vegetables translates as "bitter, but we want to try to make it sound good".

Me vs. KT would probably quickly devolve into this.

Hey Google you know those snazzy new "SAVE" buttons you rigged up the thumbnails with on the Images tab? Could you maybe make those goddamn fucking carbuncles a tad S M A L L E R maybe? I'm so sick of accident'ly clicking on them I want to shoebody bop every executive at your stupid company.

A lot of good songs came out the year I turned 17. My favorites were numbers like Our Of Touch, Everybody Wants To Rule The World, Raspberry Beret, etc.

Laurie Anderson, "Home Of The Brave".

Jellystone Park welcomes visitors from all over the world!

A-heh, whoops! I was watching a video, www.youtube.com/watch?v=77VU... , without realizing the speed was turned up to 1.5x from the previous video. I just thought, "Wow, these guys are frenetic! And this track is so short!"

NEW COMIC! Cooper found a new best friend! 🤡📦

Ensign Harlock Star Jackets Ranma ¼ My Pen Pal Totoro

Boobity bop bop ba-ding! *snap*

Pee Wee's Big Adventure www.yesteryearretro.com/2020/09/the-...

Longfellow Serenade. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXgb...

"What's in the box?" "Pain."

WHAT THE PROFANITY does "failed to load blob" mean?!

Wander, from Wander Over Yonder.