kir

they used to let us hang in the towel machine fabric loop in the bathroom until we passed out

sure, I could go trick or treating…but I’m a grown-assed adult I’ll just buy 8 100-piece boxes of Halloween candy from the store through October and eat that

you’re allowed a taste

Moss Monday doesn’t give a shit about your troubles

when someone follows 1.4K people and not kir it’s like ok

lol

sure, I could go trick or treating…but I’m a grown-assed adult I’ll just buy 8 100-piece boxes of Halloween candy from the store through October and eat that

they used to let us hang in the towel machine fabric loop in the bathroom until we passed out

Hey playboy, give me a call — the committee has some concerns about your findings

Bald ass princess trapped in a tall tower what’s your move now playboy

think i might get high af later and spend $43 CAD on a pair of socks

I proclaim Monday as weekly moss day ! Peter Tavy coombe, saddle bridge, willows at Burrator, ferns and willow near Peter Tavy last week #Dartmoor #Devon #photography #mossymonday #moss

moss for monday as always #photography #moss #mossmonday #nature

a fine moss monday #photography #moss #mossmonday

every day can be Moss Monday if you lay down on the forest floor and let the moss consume you

Moss Monday right here in your phone so you can take it with you wherever you go today

Moss Monday is all we have

post moss you’ve got on your phone to tell your friends “it’s Moss Monday and I dgaf”

Moss Monday doesn’t give a shit about your troubles

ruin an album title by adding your credit card info

it’s funny when my landlord asks me not to overfill the laundry machine like lol yeah ok bro

a glory hole for lady and the tramping some spaghetti

Moss Monday is kinda fucked up this week because we agreed to do a crossover with that bitch Mushroom Monday. Back next time like normal without mushrooms

unfortunately my wife has transitioned her undying love into a subscription model and advised of an updated TOS

if you’re thinking of living in a house I want to be super transparent — lots of it is just moving items between rooms

unfortunately my wife has transitioned her undying love into a subscription model and advised of an updated TOS

Judge: Jury, have you reached your verdict? Jury Forman: yes, your honor. J: on count 1, his smoke? JF: too tough J: count two, the accused’s swag? JF: too different, your honor J: count three? His bitch? JF: too bad J: understood. I sentence the accused to death

what colour do you think black goes best with if you say orange I’m gonna think you’re a little halloween bitch

if you’re thinking of living in a house I want to be super transparent — lots of it is just moving items between rooms

ok so there’s a witch a skeleton a ghost dracula what else?

sex

like peepaw always said, if you got rats you ain’t got any mice

what if I told you there was an S that was cool

what if I told you there was an S that was cool

when i add the 70th like to a post

like peepaw always said, if you got rats you ain’t got any mice

you can usually get a few loosies if you ask your dentist they normally have spare teeth there if you know to ask

teeth are just little bones they decided not to cover in skin so you have to brush each one twice a day

Some of us have not forgotten. Some of us still practice the old dentistry. The teeth demand a sacrifice. Some of us remember.

fucked up that “everyone” keeps losing in the old rich racist white men vs everybody battle

War is hella bad

fucked up that “everyone” keeps losing in the old rich racist white men vs everybody battle

Frantically trying to put a tourniquet on the Kool-Aid man

me and the boys are going to put the Kool-Aid Man over a fire later and warm up the juice until it’s comfortable for soaking in, if you want to come over

the homie who pronounces AI like “eh”

in space everyone is super chill